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setroids should they be issued and controld as theas if used correctley can inprove performance 10 f

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#1
i over heard a conversation, they said that steroids are legal in the army and buy steroids i dont just mean injectiable this also covers tablet form such as pink stars and ethergin, is this true ??? could some one shed some light on this subject pleas.
 
#4
Depends what you mean by steroids. Hydrocortisone cream is permitted and widely used for rashes and skin complaints. Anabolic steroids for enhancement of physical performance are not permitted due to side-effects and those who would wish to use them are those too jack to go out and get fit on their own.

We trialled all sorts of drugs on soldiers at Porton Down once upon a time, with few positive outcomes. The septics did likewise, with similar results.

Are you serving? Would you want to be working with a bunch of people whose mental state had been altered chemically?
 
#5
setroids should they be issued and controld as theas if used correctley can inprove performance 10 fold and it can be done safely
Not bad, only five worlds wrong there.

i over heard a conversation, they said that steroids are legal in the army and buy steroids i dont just mean injectiable this also covers tablet form such as pink stars and ethergin, is this true ??? could some one shed some light on this subject pleas.
padre666
Hmmm, at least eight errors there. Do 'setroids' destroy your command of the English language?
 
#6
[b said:
Not bad, only five worlds wrong there.[/b]

Hmmm, at least eight errors there. Do 'setroids' destroy your command of the English language?
Hello T_T.

Pot, Kettle. :)
 
#8
I watched a docu-film called Bigger, Stronger, Faster. It highlights the massive use of steroids and American culture - basically shit loads of people use them from sports professionals, fitness models to guys going to the gym. All the stuff about 'roid rage is a load of bollox and it would seem anabolic steroids were less dangerous than multi-vitamins.

Basically as with everything, do it in moderation.

:strong:
 
#10
Can the British Army even afford to do tests for steroids?

Wouldn't be advisable really. Can you imagine some monged out, monkey shaped bellend attempting to run. Probably have a psychological breakdown due to stress and break out in acne while his dick shrinks?

Theories, theories. Just like being in the gym..
 
#11
padre666 said:
i over heard a conversation, they said that steroids are legal in the army and buy steroids i dont just mean injectiable this also covers tablet form such as pink stars and ethergin, is this true ??? could some one shed some light on this subject pleas.
I would imagine that steroid cream is permitted, but in the form that needs to be injected then no.
 
#12
fluffer said:
padre666 said:
i over heard a conversation, they said that steroids are legal in the army and buy steroids i dont just mean injectiable this also covers tablet form such as pink stars and ethergin, is this true ??? could some one shed some light on this subject pleas.
I would imagine that steroid cream is permitted, but in the form that needs to be injected then no.
Will that work on your p@nis, what happens if you get some on your fingers do they get enlarged.
 

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#13
As was said before, all this stuff has been trialled, and none of it had successful outcomes. You had British soldiers breaking down in fits of laughter whilst on LSD and being unable to control their weapon systems properly, or going into crazy sulks.
(Much like now actually...)

So no, enhancement drugs are not allowed for a very good reason - There are none in existence which do not have some form of bad side effect.

Performance boosts must come at the expense of something. I'd rather it wasn't my mental state. :)
 
#14
Go for it sunshine.

I injected anabolics for years whilst serving and I passed all my CDT's, hence my name. Dont know how they test but they certainly didnt scan for the old steds, they must of used a bargain basement 3rd party company.

Take no notice of the scare stories that the un-educated bods in these forums like to spout.

Example = "monged out, monkey shaped bell end with acne and a small dick"

Ok - where did you read that one you clampit - The military paranoia guide to anabolic steriods. You are another of the boring fcukwits who has not got a clue.

My phys was way above average which enabled me to carry a milan and two rounds on my back back in the days of no H&S ********* :)
 
#15
CDT_Dodger said:
Go for it sunshine.

I injected anabolics for years whilst serving and I passed all my CDT's, hence my name. Dont know how they test but they certainly didnt scan for the old steds, they must of used a bargain basement 3rd party company.

Take no notice of the scare stories that the un-educated bods in these forums like to spout.

Example = "monged out, monkey shaped bell end with acne and a small dick"

Ok - where did you read that one you clampit - The military paranoia guide to anabolic steriods. You are another of the boring fcukwits who has not got a clue.

My phys was way above average which enabled me to carry a milan and two rounds on my back back in the days of no H&S ********* :)

Roid Rage? lol
 
#16
shiny_arrse said:
[b said:
Not bad, only five worlds wrong there.[/b]

Hmmm, at least eight errors there. Do 'setroids' destroy your command of the English language?
Hello T_T.

Pot, Kettle. :)
Sorry, but I'm both a setroid and a haemorrhoid user, so I've lost the ability to spell and/or use a keyboard.
 
#17
T_T
Sorry, but I'm both a setroid and a haemorrhoid user, so I've lost the ability to spell and/or use a keyboard.

Christ on a bike! I don't want to be around you if you get them mixed up!!

It would bring a whole new meaning to the term "Roid Rage!"

Shiny :)
 
#18
shiny_arrse said:
T_T
Sorry, but I'm both a setroid and a haemorrhoid user, so I've lost the ability to spell and/or use a keyboard.

Christ on a bike! I don't want to be around you if you get them mixed up!!

It would bring a whole new meaning to the term "Roid Rage!"

Shiny :)
Don't know about roid rage, but there would be a sound of choking when he tried swallowing the suppository.
 
#19
I watched a docu-film called Bigger, Stronger, Faster. It highlights the massive use of steroids and American culture - basically s*** loads of people use them from sports professionals, fitness models to guys going to the gym. All the stuff about 'roid rage is a load of bollox and it would seem anabolic steroids were less dangerous than multi-vitamins.

Basically as with everything, do it in moderation

True.

I've got many friends on roids, known them for years, before juice and after. No personality change whatsoever, some of the guys have remained quite mellow and laid back.

Users must, however, be educated as to doses, combinations and precautions to take while on a course. There's extensive literature on the net regarding these aspects, but uneducated steroid use can be dangerous to one's bodily health, but I wouldn't say mental.

I've never been on juice, but my observations have lead me to believe there's little wrong with it. It seems that roids have been a target of a smear campaign by the powers that be.
 
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