Stephen Hawkings

#1
Steven Hawkings went out last night on a blind date; the first date in many years.

When he failed to return last night police were informed and sent out search parties to look for him; he was eventually found this morning laid in a street and in a sorry state. He had broken glasses, a chipped front tooth, a broken right wrist, skinned knees and a twisted left ankle.

Police are working on the theory that his date stood him up.
 
#2
Not a big fan of Stephen Hawkings, I think he's pretentious.

Comes from Kent but speaks with an American accent.
 
#4
Hasn't everyone?
 
#5
apparently he wasn't feeling to well a friend phoned nhs direct and they said, "have you tried turning him off and on again"
 
#6
apparently he wasn't feeling to well a friend phoned nhs direct and they said, "have you tried turning him off and on again"
The docs found out he had a virus, but he was ok again once they had updated his Widows Defender.
 

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