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Stella Artois Mast System

#1
Recipe:

One table
One carboard box
Two Blue-Ray disc boxes
three books
One Stella Artois pint glass
1.5m USB cable
One USB dongle

1. Place box on table, add disk boxes ontop
2. Then add the books on top of this pile
3. Very important step, please be careful not to spill a drop. Drink the Stella and place EMPTY glass on top of pile.
4. Assemble USB dongle and cable as per manufacturers instructions. Then dangle the dongle in the pint pot. Ensure the dongle is vertical it beats horizontal all the time in low single areas (worked wonders in Brecon last week)

Coming next: the Yagi mobile phone system using army issue KFS .....
and: Long distance WI-FI connections (ok this bit is real but it sounded daft enough - using metal objects to reflect/concentrate the WIFI signal, apparently it can go for several miles and is legal. Some UNIX geeks have one just up the road from me.......)

I need to start drinking again....... (ok, no I don't)

p.s. I am using the Stella thingy, as its taken my signal from Low to Excellent
 
#6
p69, try box sets.

obviously tall glass, 1.2 pint glass with a stem might also work. Saying that I'm back down to low this morning, must be that D-Day book I took to bed to read
 
#11
polar said:
p69, try box sets.

obviously tall glass, 1.2 pint glass with a stem might also work. Saying that I'm back down to low this morning, must be that D-Day book I took to bed to read
Havent left a DVD in the case, have you?
 

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