Steam me a yoni... I'll be back for breakfast

[anglo]

Thread resurrection but:

Warnings after woman is burned by 'vagina steaming'

Warnings after 'vagina steaming' burns woman

Gynaecologists are warning of the potential risks of vaginal steaming after it emerged a Canadian woman burned herself attempting one.
A case study, involving a 62-year-old, was published in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology Canada.
The woman had been suffering from a prolapsed vagina and believed the treatment could help avoid surgery.
Vaginal steaming, which involves sitting over a hot water and herb mix, has seen a growth in popularity.
It and other treatments for intimate areas, including vulva facials, are now available at some salons and spas.


Tastes a bit like chicken

It's called "hot pussy"



I think

 

[Electromagnetic]

It's called "hot pussy"



I think

Or a scalded cat?

 

[AdminVortex]

The things people will do because it's 'healthy'.
We have a medical industry that has to follow stringent guidelines and is staffed by highly-trained professionals, yet people will pay top dollar for a homeopathic remedy that's just water, someone sticking needles in them, and now this.

Just because some pretentious, out of touch luvvie like Gwyneth Paltrow thinks it's a good idea, somebody ends up scalding their growler.

Some people actually need an operator's manual for their fúcking genitals.

Jeez.....

 

[dogmeat]

Some people actually need an operator's manual for their fúcking genitals.

Jeez.....

I'd have been happy with the warranty.

 

[Cutaway]

It's called "hot pussy"



I think

Alabama hot pocket ?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I'd have been happy with the warranty.

Dinger has voided any warranty he ever had.

 

[deanol]

If you steam a dozen and one doesn't open does that mean it is "off" and should not be eaten?

 

[lokiuk]

If you steam a dozen and one doesn't open does that mean it is "off" and should not be eaten?

It means that one is lacking healthy pearls and to revitalise it you need to give it a pearl necklace

 

[Serpico]

Well, this has been an enjoyable thread. These lassies are basically just mentally ill, angry and blaming "men" when they should be blaming "a man" in most cases

I had hoped for a report of what a pathetic shitshow the festival was, but sadly there was none, and apparently the second one is going on as we speak

 

[slipperman]

Thread resurrection but:

Warnings after woman is burned by 'vagina steaming'

Warnings after 'vagina steaming' burns woman

Gynaecologists are warning of the potential risks of vaginal steaming after it emerged a Canadian woman burned herself attempting one.
A case study, involving a 62-year-old, was published in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology Canada.
The woman had been suffering from a prolapsed vagina and believed the treatment could help avoid surgery.
Vaginal steaming, which involves sitting over a hot water and herb mix, has seen a growth in popularity.
It and other treatments for intimate areas, including vulva facials, are now available at some salons and spas.


Tastes a bit like chicken

‘Vulva facials’?!
Everyday’s a school day and all that.
As I approach what was once official state retirement age, I feel I may have dipped out on some of the more exotic experiences in life!

 

[Bacongrills]

Its nothing new , you can get a " vulva facial" round my way for 20 quid behind the bus garage.

( watersports extra )

 

[lokiuk]

Well, this has been an enjoyable thread. These lassies are basically just mentally ill, angry and blaming "men" when they should be blaming "a man" in most cases

I had hoped for a report of what a pathetic shitshow the festival was, but sadly there was none, and apparently the second one is going on as we speak

Just go and troll Mumsnet it's full of them (allegedly)

 

[Turret_Monster]

( watersports extra )

£50 if you want the canoe. Spray deck optional.

 

[Electromagnetic]

I'm now sorry that I gave ITV such a low score. This is excellent. Yes, they could have elaborated further but for a daytime show this offered some excellent advice.

 

[Civvy Scum]

I'm now sorry that I gave ITV such a low score. This is excellent. Yes, they could have elaborated further but for a daytime show this offered some excellent advice.

Perhaps she could give one of the presenters advice as to what to keep out of his arse?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Perhaps she could give one of the presenters advice as to what to keep out of his arse?

I was under the impression that presenter was more interested in what went into other people's bottoms.

 

[padme]

One for the ladies...

Sisterhood, song and yoni steaming: women set for UK’s first man-free festival

Makes my blood boil...

Why would I steam me flappy bits and make them smell even more like kipper?

 

[Electromagnetic]

I was under the impression that presenter was more interested in what went into other people's bottoms.

A proctologist?

 

[Electromagnetic]

Why would I steam me flappy bits and make them smell even more like kipper?

That only happens if you use wood smoke instead of steam.

 

[lokiuk]

I was under the impression that presenter was more interested in what went into other people's bottoms.

You mean the one that spent a long time in a broom cupboard with their hand up Gordon the gopher