stealing from asda

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dragknuckle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Just nicked a joint of beef from asda.
    Security man ran after me shouting, "HEY, what you doing with that?"
    so I shouted, " mash, peas, carrots and gravy you nosey barsteward".
     
  2. and a nice glass of claret I hope..... :D :D :D