Steak & BJ Day March 14th!!!!!!!

#1
It's this simple....

Mark it down, cross the days off, and keep your calendar open on March 14th. As many of you may or may not know, guys don't have a day for themselves. After Hallmark created Valentines on February 14th, a day in which men get to display their fondness and undying love to their significant other by showering them with gifts and affection, guys started getting depressed.
The girls need a day too. They need an outlet to show their love and devotion...


"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"

- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)

clicky thing...

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

RESULT!!!!

:w00t: :boogie:
 
#2
Well its about fecking time.

The down side being that my doris can't cook for toffy. As I'll have to make my own steak she'll proberbly tell me to crackon with the rest as well.
 
#4
I bet the same thing happens as last time. You'll really look forward to it, then on March 12, everybody will be informed that the date's wrong and should have said March 7th.
 
#6
It'd be more interesting to have two Valentine's Days - one for the wife, the other for the girlfriend.
 
#7
jack-daniels said:
Either that or March 14th will be the first day in history to develop a headache.
Luckily I will have dusted my knob with aspirin that morning - it can be taken orally or as a suppository, her call...
 
#10
A blow job is only a blow job, but a well-cooked steak is a meal!
 
#11
Cuddles said:
A blow job is only a blow job, but a well-cooked steak is a meal!
Agreed. You can get a blow job any time in your local dive. Can you get a steak cooked and brought in for you whilst you watch "Worlds Wildest Police Chases 4"
 

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#12
pomps said:
It's this simple....

Mark it down, cross the days off, and keep your calendar open on March 14th. As many of you may or may not know, guys don't have a day for themselves. After Hallmark created Valentines on February 14th, a day in which men get to display their fondness and undying love to their significant other by showering them with gifts and affection, guys started getting depressed.
The girls need a day too. They need an outlet to show their love and devotion...


"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"

- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)

clicky thing...

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

RESULT!!!!

:w00t: :boogie:
I believe March 14th is National Ideas Day, and has been for quite a few years. However I would happily swap it for Steak and BJ day. I also believe with the amount of money spent on our 'loved ones' on Feb 14th, Steak and BJ day should become a monthly occurrence.
 
#14
ah but Praet you have to be a good boy on Valentine's Day to get steak and bj day...and as we all know how you feel about Valentine's, it kind of rules you out!!!
 
#16
Ah but for us to be good on next valentines you ( not personally general term used) will have to be good on steak and BJ day, of course for good we mean in abad sort of way
 
#17
course i do.....if there's food around,you can feck right off cos sex is off the menu til i'm done eatin'!
If you really WANT a bj while i eat my steak,fair enough. But if you get yer knob in the way of me teeth while i'm chewing...on your head be it!!!
 
#18
I'd have to take a "Pot Noodle and a W@nk" day, the amount of luck I've had lately.
 
#19
This has been going on in Japan for a few years now, with a slight twist: Valentines Day is counted as a day where women give presents to men. Hence March the 14th was created as 'White Day' (dunno why) as a day for men to give presents to women. Excellent thing is that you know exactly what you need to do, as you've already had the Valentines present from the womenfolk, so reciprocation [or not[ isn't a problem.
 
#20
Mr_Deputy said:
bigbird67 said:
course i do.....if there's food around,you can feck right off cos sex is off the menu til i'm done eatin'!
If you really WANT a bj while i eat my steak,fair enough. But if you get yer knob in the way of me teeth while i'm chewing...on your head be it!!!
see what u did there. Nicely done.
i thought you'd appreciate the pun :thumleft:
 
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