To be honest mate, you would be better off going to your Doc or the local GU Clinic .. if you have caught crabs off some one there is a possibilty (small but possible) that you might have caught some thing else with it .. honestly.. go to one of the two as with these things, the sooner it's treated the better.
I believe the shampoo is perscription only.. not totally sure.
seriously I aint caught anything else (I wore a jonny bag) it was a stag night gone wrong :-[ I am now newly married but with a dose of crabs!! :'( Please help real cures only no lighter fluid and matches sketches please
Go to the GU clinics mentioned in nurse's post above..
ring them to make an appointment.. say to your new wife you have to visit a friend in hospital and then pop in
... By the way if you have had sex with your lovely new wife since your little : "Stagg night mistake" : you might of given her more than your wedding vows that night..
There is a chance that even now there is a crabs pubic party having fun on the new Mrs.. so she might be getting suspcious :'(
If you post which Garrison your in I will give you details of your local GUM service.
Alternatively go to your local chemist & purchase Malathion 0.5% (Derbac-M/Prioderm/Quellada-M) lotion topically over whole body, except head and neck. Repeated after 24 hrs without bathing.
Launder all kit (not boil wash, normal wash) thats been on your back since the eventful night, including bedding.
Plus the new wife needs to know, she will only ask questions if you dont tell her.
You can acquire then from infected bedding, so if you have been on duty & slept in the duty doss bag, there is a potential risk (excuse).
Final note, condoms arent 100%, if used correctly they will give about 90% protection. Chances are if you have acquired 1 infection then you may have acquired another that you are unaware of. In an ideal world you should have a full screen.
Your local chemist sells over the counter lotions to kill off pubic lice, without prescription. Usual cost is around a fiver. Only problem is, having the confidence to go in and ask !! Have a feeling you'll have to tell the misses though, as the lice (or crabs) do like to hop around in the course of hot, sweaty occasions (I.E. seeeex !!), so she'll need to use the lotion too. If she has pubic lice, she may not actually know she has any. Good way to tell is look in the toilet after her use. If she has contracted 'crabs', you'll see very, very tiny spots on the toilet walls (blood and crab shit) which has dropped off. If this is the case, you can always make a story up, say, shared a sleeping bag with a dirty basta*d on exercise, or borrowed someone else's keks, etc, and .......... good luck !!
I found having suffered from a similar problem the best way to resolve this issue is to pass the nasty bastards onto your wife and then send her to the doc to save you the embarassment. However I would take who ever passed them onto you off your xmas card list !!!