Staying in brecon

#1
(Not entirely sure this is in the right place, so if its not could you move me please mods :) )

Right. Need some recommendations for places to stay in/around the Beacons civvy-style. Me and a friend are planning on going there some time early next year to do a spot of fan dancing and other assorted fun-time events as a bit of a precursor to our respective recruits courses.

Just need something B&B/hostel style, where we can walk out onto the mountains, fall down after a day on t'hills, wash and other basics. Somewhere near a half decent pub would be tops too.

So, any ideas?

Ta all
 
#3
If you are a soldier go to The Sarah Siddons Pub in Brecon Town Centre on a Friday or Sat night. The place is full of gorgeous (after 5 pints) Welsh birds gagging for squaddies.

If you're a civvy I can't help you.

In fact if you're a civvy avoid the place as youl probably get your head staved in by a bitter and twisted para.
 
#4
By "recruits courses" do you mean basic training, if so, what the fuck are you going to the Brecons for. The Fan Dance FFS
 
#6
By "recruits courses" do you mean basic training, if so, what the fuck are you going to the Brecons for. The Fan Dance FFS
Because we feel like it? Plenty of people do it just for the challenge.


And google isn't broke - it just can't give me a personal reccomendation.
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
Because we feel like it? Plenty of people do it just for the challenge.


And google isn't broke - it just can't give me a personal reccomendation.
Take no notice. Lots of people go to Brecon for the challenge. That and the Fan Dance of course. Try my chums here gaywales.co.uk
 
#9
Basha up you poof or dig a shell scrape.

Make sure you do visit Sarah Siddons - if you can't get a shag there you ARE a poof.
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
Me and a friend are planning on going there some time early next year to do a spot of fan dancing and other assorted fun-time events
The fuck is that Jerrod when you need him. I am not a swearing man but I swear to fucking God he is not much use to me alive.
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
You reckon it'll be like that time up on Brokeback?
Could be. If you want to fill your boots with stinking bog water then get yourself drenched to the bone with a fucking chimney strapped to your back? Then yeah, I suppose it might.

You have been reading books again sweet pea, haven't you?
 

jarrod248

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#14
Could be. If you want to fill your boots with stinking bog water then get yourself drenched to the bone with a fucking chimney strapped to your back? Then yeah, I suppose it might.

You have been reading books again sweet pea, haven't you?
I wasn't even invited. I could go along if they needed a hand but I'm not walking up any fucking hills.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#16
There's any number of B&B's in Llanfaes, and the Tai'r Bull in Libanus if you're planning on spending any time near Storey Arms (come to think of it there's a Youth Hostel not that far from Storey Arms if you are intent upon slumming it).

Failing that, the Wellington does rooms from IIRC c£30.00pppn.
 
#18
Dering Lines is a nice place to stay.
Although there might not be any vacancies for civvies. In this case pitch your tent on the tump where it is traditional to offer words of encouragement to fellow climbers; things like, 'Stag on wanker', or, 'Serjeant / corporal (depending on how haggard looking the recipient is)? You must be having a fucking laugh, you fat cunt'. Or a slow hand clap with occasional sarcastic comments and sniggering.
 

TheIronDuke

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#19
I wasn't even invited.
Needy, Needy, Needy. A narrowboat on the Norfolk Broads is reasonable at this time of year. PM me, yah? Like you ever do you fucking witch.

We could split the cost or I could pay JUST PHONE ME YOU FUCKING CUNT OR I WILL TORCH YOUR CAR AND....

sorry. So walking about on the Brecons? You will want a mac. It is wet.
 
#20
Is the Grim Gremlin still open?

What a shit hole that was, the beds were on the floor but the floor was like a topological map of the black hills, and with shagged springs.
 

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