How long can one legitimately relive the Sandhurst experience without being politely told to gain some contemporary tales? Obviously a life changing experience, surely the 'one about Tubby Frobisher and the Colour Sergeant' or the 'mustard seed and the Adjutant's steed' must be illegal after a while. Trouble is, everyone joins in, and the round isn't complete until the LEs have left, hurrumphing out of the mess. Actually, I think I have just answered my own question..... Shouldn't we leave the Sandhurst dits to Evelyn Waugh? Mandatory deletion on promotion to Captain.