Statues

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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes and during this time you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon dashed for the bushes, from which the sound of a good deal of giggling, laughter and shaking of branches, could be heard. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head."
 
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