Stationary in the Field

Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by clerk5678, Jul 17, 2012.

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  1. Hi,

    Does any one have a list of stationary requirements for clerks in the field. Thanks.
     
  2. A crayon.
     
  3. Mostly standing still will be good enough, do you mean stationery?
     
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  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A spell checker!
     
  5. Which field?

    a typewriter, envelopes, pencils, a filing cabinet, canvas buckets, toilet paper, more toilet paper
     
  6. A clerk who can't spell, quelle surprise!
     
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  7. When do we get paid this month?
     
  8. I have pointed this out before on here, but just once more, just for you...


    When something is standing still, it's stationary. That piece of paper you write a letter on is stationery. Let the “E” in “stationery” remind you of “envelope.” ...
     
  9. So I goes into Smiths, and says to this pretty little blonde behind the counter,

    "Excuse me Miss, do you keep stationery?"

    "No" she replies, "I tend to jiggle around quite a bit."
     
  10. Just remember that whatever you take into the field, checked against whatever recommended list, you will NOT have the first form that is asked for or that you need........
     
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  11. You will not need an German soldiers helmet or a Remington typewriter.
     
  12. Requisition forms to obtain extra fields.
     
  13. Show us your list, and we will show you ours.
     
  14. Sorry but the budget has been used up, go and buy some.....