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#1
I have just been denied a Passport from the Country of my birth (Holland) because I am serving in the British Army. A whole new world opens up before me. The question is what is the best Country to apply for Citizenship? I am out of the Army in seven months so, this is not an employment issue, I am leaving anyway. Whats the best country on the planet and why? :D
 
#2
dutch_paddy said:
I have just been denied a Passport from the Country of my birth (Holland) because I am serving in the British Army. A whole new world opens up before me. The question is what is the best Country to apply for Citizenship? I am out of the Army in seven months so, this is not an employment issue, I am leaving anyway. Whats the best country on the planet and why? :D
You won't get citizenship anywhere ha ha! You illegal immigrant!! Ha Ha! :D
 
#3
FANTASTIC.......Grants, free house, my own social worker etc etc. Maybe I could have my own pressure group and I could hide out at the local church! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
#4
dutch_paddy said:
FANTASTIC.......Grants, free house, my own social worker etc etc. Maybe I could have my own pressure group and I could hide out at the local church! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Yeah but you don't wanna look foreign or you might end up with a couple of new holes, especially if you use the underground :p
 
#5
As the dog handler said to me whilst walking across the parade square at midnight STAND STILL!!!!!!!!!!
 
#7
dutch_paddy said:
I have just been denied a Passport from the Country of my birth (Holland) because I am serving in the British Army. A whole new world opens up before me. The question is what is the best Country to apply for Citizenship? I am out of the Army in seven months so, this is not an employment issue, I am leaving anyway. Whats the best country on the planet and why? :D
have you ever thought about wales???????
 
#8
no1cares said:
have you ever thought about wales???????
Bombing it? Cutting it off and letting it drift? Septic style napalm redecoration?

Or did you have something else in mind.
 
#9
What about Cornwall
 
#10
I've heard Surinam is nice this time of year
 
#11
well obviously don't bother applying for UK citizenship..."I'm sorry but you have spent too long overseas Mr Paddy..yes I know that Iraq is an operational zone..."
 
#13
As a servant of HMG I'd hope (although, this is HMG we're talking about...) that you'd be able to get a UK one?
 

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