State of the Art Medical Procedures

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by nhinton, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An Israeli doctor said " Medicine is so advanced in my country ....... we can take a kidney out of one person ..... put it in another and have him looking for work in just 6 weeks "

    A German doctor replied " That's nothing ..... we can take a lung from one person ........ put it in another and have him looking for work in only 4 weeks "

    The English doctor said " Hah ! We can take an arsehole from Scotland ....... put him in 10 Downing street and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours ".