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DaManBugs

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Is anyone here willing/capable of translating/interpreting Threadmongus O'Pantsonfyr's scribblings for me?
Get in touch with your Da, loofah and apprise him of the situation. He's sure to know folks in the loop who can help you keep your job in spite of your quite obvious failings and inability to understand basic English. After all, it was with his, er, "assistance" that you got where you are in the first place, innit?

MsG
 
You're trying far too hard to please now that you've found a world that'll actually finally accept you, Hubi, boy!

But, say, don't you have a few immigrants to work over or a synagogue to fire-bomb, fella? Just asking, like.:mrgreen:

MsG
Is there some envy in you Buggers? No "world" that accepts you apart from Father O'Rourkes world. By the way did you meet him lately? How's the sphincter? And why should i fullfill your soggy dream and fire-bomb a synagogue, you Julius Streicher incarnate?
Strong in you, the poteen is.
 
Get in touch with your Da, loofah and apprise him of the situation. He's sure to know folks in the loop who can help you keep your job in spite of your quite obvious failings and inability to understand basic English. After all, it was with his, er, "assistance" that you got where you are in the first place, innit?

MsG
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
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Is there some envy in you Buggers? No "world" that accepts you apart from Father O'Rourkes world. By the way did you meet him lately? How's the sphincter? And why should i fullfill your soggy dream and fire-bomb a synagogue, you Julius Streicher incarnate?
Strong in you, the poteen is.
If you think Threadmongus doesn't like Jews you should see how he covers up for the GDR murdering blacks!
 
There's no (logical) reason whatsoever that women should be paid less than men for the same job, Recce. The question is: why does the situation still exist 25 or more years after "laws" were passed to, allegedly, prevent it?

Interestingly, that never happened in the GDR, where gender equality was written into the constitution. It appears, therefore, that it's the political will that's lacking in Capitalist societies.

MsG

Women were so equal they were used as sex toys by the party?
 
I am surprised that this thread had not been hoofed to the hole where it rightly belongs.
 
If you think Threadmongus doesn't like Jews you should see how he covers up for the GDR murdering blacks!
I can imagine that, he is like every (national)socialist a hypocrite. If theres anyone killed by the party or the state it has to be a rogue capitalist counterrevolutionary and so is justified.
 
I can imagine that, he is like every (national)socialist a hypocrite. If theres anyone killed by the party or the state it has to be a rogue capitalist counterrevolutionary and so is justified.
Truth be told our gnome strikes one as being a rather sad character with very little to bring to the discussion table - hence all the fanciful bs he invents.
As in the case of his fellow arse troll Boring_Boring, I do not believe that he is driven by malice, rather a (self-perceived) need to be accepted on some or other trendy bandwagon.
He has reduced his thinking capacity to that of an onboard computer on a 2nd generation ATGM - data in, data out et c'est tous.
His one chance of demonstrating any aspect of superiority over most of the other members of Arrse was his knowledge of German, until you appeared, to heartlessly shatter the myth.
Well, the ignore function was given to us by almighty god specifically to redeem us from the crayonings of drongos like Threadmongus - so that appears to be where it's all going.
His animosity to "Wessies" is deserving of psychological research though. Could father O'Rourke have been one?
 
Truth be told our gnome strikes one as being a rather sad character with very little to bring to the discussion table - hence all the fanciful bs he invents.
As in the case of his fellow arse troll Boring_Boring, I do not believe that he is driven by malice, rather a (self-perceived) need to be accepted on some or other trendy bandwagon.
He has reduced his thinking capacity to that of an onboard computer on a 2nd generation ATGM - data in, data out et c'est tous.
His one chance of demonstrating any aspect of superiority over most of the other members of Arrse was his knowledge of German, until you appeared, to heartlessly shatter the myth.
Well, the ignore function was given to us by almighty god specifically to redeem us from the crayonings of drongos like Threadmongus - so that appears to be where it's all going.
His animosity to "Wessies" is deserving of psychological research though. Could father O'Rourke have been one?
Entirely correct, but mostly the sad losers like Buggers are the real dangerous people. Look at Himmler, Stalin, Goebbels, Streicher or Hitler himself. Failures all of them until they got into power. We all know how it ended.
Luckily Buggers is to old and to deranged to do any real harm.
 
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Hmmm; possibly. I remember visiting the supermarket nearest to the entrance of the Russian HQ in Berlin at Karlshorst for whatever nefarious purpose, and after waiting for a shopping trolley to become available - they had only three or four, and you weren't getting in without one - trundled it around the four or five aisles full of nothing much at all - Zimbabwe had that look in the mid 2000s. There were some very basic staples; jars of pickled veg mostly, racks of cigarettes and (I think) Russian Vodka*. Maybe we got there after all the Russian wives.

The 'shopping basket' thing was a real nuisance; you needed one even at the best bookshop in town, and if they were all taken, had to wait at the door. Once you had one, you had to make sure that you didn't read more than a few lines of any book, otherwise a grim servant of the People would remind you that it wasn't a library.

* ...and black bread. Yassus.

That was certainly my experience in 1989 both in East Berlin and East Germany.
 
I've been sorting out some old pics, so here's a pot-pourri of the DDR in 1986. Halle-Neustadt, Thueringen and the Russian cottages in Potsdam near Sans Souci:

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Coincidentally, I'm in Potsdam at the mo. I schit you not!
Smashing place. You'd hardly recognise it! Well worth a visit.

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Glienicke Bridge - this morning:
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And for the 'Party Types' - The' Potsdam Kremlin'- saturday morning.

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Lastly, the other Brandenburg Gate
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...and coincidentally, I’m in Basel right now. What was the address again, where Bugsy stores his Desert Eagle?
 
...and coincidentally, I’m in Basel right now. What was the address again, where Bugsy stores his Desert Eagle?
And I'm in Tel Aviv - where's his forward OP from whence he witnessed all the apartheid and genocide?
 
The wine came from Hungary, Bull's Blood at 30p a bottle. Pilsner Urquell if you could find it. Ice cream, Windbeutel and cakes in every town.
During the late 70s/early 80s I worked for an American outfit in 6 East European countries. In Budapest my local restaurant had Bulls Blood (Egri Bikavar) in 1ltr flagons on the tables - cost was about 20 per flagon, easy to get totally hammered.

The other anomaly I noticed was the special shops opened in the Messe time where "luxury" goods were on sale but only for those with "HARD" currency. When I say luxury goods, these were things like certain imported western goods that were freely available in the west in most high streets.
In Poland there were currency shops called Pewex, most Western* hotels had them. On my first tripto Warsaw I took a taxi to my first meeting and just before I paid him (in zlotys) he asked me if he could be my taxi driver for the whole time I was in Warsaw. Obviously I would be able to negotiate a good deal price-wise, but he asked to be paid in Johnsons baby powder, which was available from the Pewex but not available in any local shops. Job jobbed and he drove me all over Warsaw for the 2 weeks I was there for the cost of a couple of bottles of Johnsons baby powder. On another occasion I bought Johnny Walker Black Label for the equivalent of £2 from the Pewex, on the streets it was worth about £40-£50.

On my initial trip into a new country I would be chaperoned by one of the more experienced guys in the company. He would then give me the rundown on who to be able to trust and who to be careful with and also to give me guidance on the little blackmail tricks the locals could get up to.

* Western hotels only allowed Western businessmen/holidaymakers plus Eastern Bloc holidaymakers (mostly Russian) to enter their establishments. The only locals allowed in were the prostitutes, which were mostly Security Services Swallows (Russian ones were called ласточка [thank you Google]). If you succumbed to their seduction techniques you would be taken up to your room, which invariably was wired up with microphones and cameras to honey trap the unsuspecting party and possibly blackmailed in the future. Apparently quite a few Western businessmen fell foul of this technique.
 

DaManBugs

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...and coincidentally, I’m in Basel right now. What was the address again, where Bugsy stores his Desert Eagle?
It's really amazing, just how very "interested" you are in the subject, lostwart! I wonder why.:smile::smile::smile:

It wouldn't to be to get attention now, would it, lostwart?

Anyway, because you're, allegedly, in Basel, in Switzerland (with their marvellous version of German), here's what you have to do, gobshite: gohst uufs Barfii un' stiigts ins Trämli nümmer 16, Richtig Prattele (daamit isch MaccyD linskch vo' dir am Barfi).

Da farschde zem Terminusch. Dann gohscht linsch vonner Bahngliise abba un' laufts bisch zem Zähntenstraß, 'nere Chwärstraß, wo di Bahn langfahrt un' chonsst nödd wiiter. Da biegschtde rächts abba, goscht a chli un bischde im Nu dötte annacho', wo du hesch welle si. Ganz infa', oder? Aber woss hesch davo' doobi? I' ha' mitterwiile minneri Waffe' uuf St Gallen uüsg'lateret. Han i' nodd g'saigt g'ha? Sorry!

MsG
 
It's really amazing, just how very "interested" you are in the subject, lostwart! I wonder why.:smile::smile::smile:

It wouldn't to be to get attention now, would it, lostwart?

Anyway, because you're, allegedly, in Basel, in Switzerland (with their marvellous version of German), here's what you have to do, gobshite: gohst uufs Barfii un' stiigts ins Trämli nümmer 16, Richtig Prattele (daamit isch MaccyD linskch vo' dir am Barfi).

Da farschde zem Terminusch. Dann gohscht linsch vonner Bahngliise abba un' laufts bisch zem Zähntenstraß, 'nere Chwärstraß, wo di Bahn langfahrt un' chonsst nödd wiiter. Da biegschtde rächts abba, goscht a chli un bischde im Nu dötte annacho', wo du hesch welle si. Ganz infa', oder? Aber woss hesch davo' doobi? I' ha' mitterwiile minneri Waffe' uuf St Gallen uüsg'lateret. Han i' nodd g'saigt g'ha? Sorry!

MsG
I say chaps! Pukka gen no line shoot - A Troll trolling in Trollese!
 

DaManBugs

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I say chaps! Pukka gen no line shoot - A Troll trolling in Trollese!
How ironic is that, eh? Every time anything about Israel shows up on the ARRSE board, some Israeli always shows up to make sure that the Israeli viewpoint is thoroughly represented and "proved" as "true".

IN the meantime, something has gone wrong with the system, The pathetically incompetent gobshite we have at the moment on ARRSE calls her or himself "loofah" and has gone back to the simplistic device of simply picking up on past bollix and castigating "enemies" in the desperate hope of discrediting them. It begs the question as to what's gone wrong with Israeli intelligence when they let loose such rank, incapable amateurs.

What happened to the genuine pros that they used to have? Did they become disillusioned with the total shite they were forced to pump out to such an extent that the Israelis were forced to employ total nutsacks like your man/wan loofah there? We'd like to know.

MsG
 

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