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Starting my own army

#1
We're having one of those Friday morning "what would I do if i won the £88million Euromillions jackpot" conversations this morning. The blokes here are predictably after cars and girls (no bad thing) but I would be more inclined to buy an island and start my own private militia.

I would recruit Arrse members as soldiers/camp followers (that's followers of the camp, as opposed to followers who are camp) and I would of course be a ruthless dictator and Field Marshall, having awarded my self copious amounts of fruit salad.

Who's in? I will recruit from the top-down, so will need a General, a couple of Lt. Generals and, hmm, say 4 Maj. Generals to be getting on with. So who's in? Let me know why I should recruit you and try to stop this Friday getting any more dull :x
 
#4
USMarineX may want to get involved, perhaps as a general (apparently he is more knowledgable than Sun Tsu), however as he is a walt we may need to send him to basic training first.
 
#5
I'd like to be one or all of the following: QM, Paymaster, OC Armoury or Torturer in Chief.
 

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#6
Put me down for Lt general. Don't want to be in charge, much prefer someone else to take the flack.
And, can we invade soewhere nice? Mallorca? Bermuda? Lesbos?
 
#7
Make me a General and I'll build you an army worthy of Mordor!
 
#8
Put me down and parade square sweeper, grass painter, guardroom bell polisher please. Oh the happy days!
 
#9
May I be head of your Bureau Of Public Safety, Ton Ton Macouts, NKVD or whatever you are going to call your gang of psychotic kitten killers??

I can supply my own anal probes.............................
 
#10
Can I be in charge of the Female soldiers laundry :lol:

I will set up a small shack at the bottom of the Island called:-

Dirty Nicks Sniffomat

All soiled "female" panties free, no stain too tuff
 
#11
Baseplate said:
May I be head of your Bureau Of Public Safety, Ton Ton Macouts, NKVD or whatever you are going to call your gang of psychotic kitten killers??

I can supply my own anal probes.............................
3 Para Mortars parchance?
:D
 
#15
I'll volunteer for Provo Corporal. I always wanted to be a fat, lazy gobshite. Mind you, I'd have to suck the RSM's c*ck, so scratch that.

Are you forming a Wmoen's Auxilliary Balloon Corp?
 
#16
Put me down for Paymaster, Treasury Minister and Chief Wallet Inspector ("Open your wallet and repeat - 'Help yourself'")

To boost the small economy of the island I would tax all foreigners living abroad.
 
#18
You'll need someone to handle the procurement of all your equipment, won't you? After more than 10 years at Scabby Wood I have proven expertise in fcuking up everything I go near (in fact, these days I'm allowed to go near very little). Can I be CDP?
 
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#19
Can I be the gym queen??

around my beautiful body 5 times go!!!! while I suck on a beer and smoke a tab :D
 
#20
smartascarrots said:
I'll volunteer for Provo Corporal. I always wanted to be a fat, lazy gobshite. Mind you, I'd have to suck the RSM's c*ck, so scratch that.

Are you forming a Wmoen's Auxilliary Balloon Corp?
You could make a nomination for RSM, then you'd know whose c0ck it is...

No baloon corps, how about FANY?
 

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