Start your own war

Just out of interest. armourer gave a list of the top ten countries he would like to invade. he only mentioned france and wales...who would you invade and why.
1. France because they are french and smell.
2. Poland...seems to be historically correct.
3. Lichtenstien..the most expensive coffee in the world.
4. Wales to liberate the sheep
5. Germany only cos we beat them at their national sport
6. Italy..people riding around on vespas shouting Ciao!!
7. Austraila....desendants of convicts flooding the world with crap music and soaps...
8.Liliput...squash the midget fcukers.. :twisted:

please discuss.


Monaco: 'cos they speak French and there are so few of them, we'd kick their arrses with no problems.
random-nothings said:
1.) Harlow in Essex because it's full of chavs
2.) Genocide against the French and not just France because they deserve a good shoeing.
3.) Microsoft. Goes without saying really and a prolonged arty strike on Bill Gates' house would bring smiles to anybody who has used anything produced by Microsoft ever.
4.) Buckingham Palace. Because it's occupied by a bunch of half Kraut inbreds with a penchant for leeching public money and playing polo.
5.) Vatican City. Purely for the amusement purposes of watching the clown-like clad Swiss Guard panic and run around in their pyjamas.
6.) Barry Island, Wales. I mean, have you ever been there!!??
7.) Disney World. Again, purely for the amusement factor of watching hundreds of Micky Mouse and Goofy figures flying through the air after an Arty strike.
I like your though process on these ones well done. You did forget a couple
1) Cornwall - They speak funny in those parts
2) America - Just so we can get rid of these tossers and become a power again
3) Any country that speaks french or has had any french connections
armourer said:
mucus said:
nothing much wrong with coming in something comeing from essex either :wink: :lol:
Nope nothing wrong at all with Essex, god and armourers come from Essex.
Naaahht rong wiv Essex mate!!! Well maybe the southern conurbations should be 'cleansed' (turn Tilbury forts guns the other way?)

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