Stars In Their Eyes

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  1. Simon is introduced on Stars in their Eyes by Matthew Kelly. Now, Simon is in a wheelchair and on to the stage he rolls.

    "Hello," says Kelly, "Who are you and what happened to you?"

    "Well, I'm Simon and 6 months ago, I was in a car accident which killed my uncle and took my legs. I had my uncle's legs grafted onto me and in 2 months I'll be able to walk."

    "Awww," says Kelly. "Okay, who are you going to be tonight?"

    "Tonight," says Simon. "I'm going to be, Simon and Half-Uncle!"