Star Wars made me do it

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by moving-target-survivor, Nov 3, 2011.

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  1. 'Aspiring model and nudist'?... Porn star?
  2. I bet that bloke smashed her back doors while covered in horse entrails
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  3. Smash!

    I certainly would, gotta love a bit of mentalist.
  4. This is ace, I love this picture,


    I would pile entrails on her face first though.
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    When you are in the steam room at the gym you peer at other men's toilet regions, don't you? Probably. Fucks sakes. Have a look...

  6. 'didn’t intend to offend anyone'

    The horse was unavailable for comment.
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  7. Mas as a fish, but strangely alluring...
  8. HHH

    HHH LE


    That's a pretty heavy period she's having !!
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  9. Bit like pissing into the wind I suppose.
  10. "I just wanted to get into nature!"
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Three minutes with a power hose and that would be right prime. And you could take your time. The dogs wouldn't want feeding for ages.
  12. Mental birds - great as long as you always make it her place!

    (and of course I would!)
  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer