Standing on one leg Caption Contest

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    Do your worst.
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    "Simon say look down and raise one leg if you're a cunt"?
  3. Hackers managed to get into the audio ear piece feeds for the candidates and only labour and the liberals were fcuking stupid enough to follow the instructions for an impromtu hokey cokey session.
  4. David shut up we both need a pish
  5. Clegg & Clown:

    "I always lift my leg up when I'm being kissed, and I always kiss when I'm being fucked".
  6. "And the winner in this year's Heather Mills lookalike contest is......"
  7. If you watch the two puppets on my left,I will now get them to lift their left legs,then...
  8. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    From this photo, you can clearly see that David is not a member of the Freemasons.
  9. Proof, Cameron is out of step.
  10. As much use as a one leged man at an arse kicking contest.
  11. 'I'm K13 EOD'

    'No! I'm K13 EOD!'
  12. Yoooooouuuuuuuu put your left leg in.............come on David, join in :)
  13. Clegg and Brown get gently lowered to their podiums on wires, making a graceful pantomime Peter Pan landing. Cameron just looks up; 'Where the feck did they come from??'
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    As Clegg and Brown join Cameron in a resounding chorus of "I'm Jake the pake, diddle, diddle, diddle dum"
  15. Cameron "can anyone else smell dog poo?"