Standard size

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  1. Is there any regulation on what size a Standard (as in bearer) should be, not the carrier but the Standard it self. Like the dimensions etc, as this question popped up at our local PRA meeting as we are getting a new Standard.
  2. Get the standard size for sure. You'll have no problems that way
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    According to a survey by the Sunday Times, six inches is average.

    That is, measured from the pubic bone to the tip. Not from the ringpiece to the curtains. A method favoured by Minister_Dog_Nuts, Lord Flasheart and other associated perverts.

    Hope this helps?
  4. I googled 'dimensions of a standard' and got this, but I think you will have to buy the bearings sepperately.

  5. Well done your answers are upto standard but not the standard i require.
    Am a patient sought of person the answer will come.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    That can be cured. You need to get your doctor to say you are an "exceptional case". It can be done on the NHS, no sweat. PM me? I used to be a doctor.
  7. USED to be a Doctor eh?
    Why were you struck off?
    Was it of a sexual nature?

    We have the right to know.
  8. What exactly are you seeking, If it is the meaning of life well then good luck my friend :wink:
  9. 36"x45"
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Nice try son, but lets face it, nobody has a girth of 45". Maybe a big donkey. Or a small elephant. Boasting is not the way to pull porn stars. Trust me. I've tried it. And I used to be a doctor.
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus. Somebody asks for an honest answer to an honest question here in NAAFI, and everybody just takes the piss. I am disgusted, disgusted.

    And I used to be a doctor in all.
  12. In all what 8O Everything :?

    Dr Doolittle

    Dr Chivago

    Dr at large

    Dr In the House

    Dr at Sea

    Dr strange love

    Dr Who

    And all the rest,

    Your just showing off :wink:
  13. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I was always under the impression that 12" was Standard size.

    8" was for anorexics, 10" was for Hut Walts, 14" for sharing, 16" is an "individual" size for the RLC.
  14. That's obviously neck size. :roll:

    It's certainly not bicep size, I married an RLC wallah remember.......
  15. I thought you were used by a Doctor, or was that sued by a Doctor?