Standard size

#1
Is there any regulation on what size a Standard (as in bearer) should be, not the carrier but the Standard it self. Like the dimensions etc, as this question popped up at our local PRA meeting as we are getting a new Standard.
 

TheIronDuke

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#3
According to a survey by the Sunday Times, six inches is average.

That is, measured from the pubic bone to the tip. Not from the ringpiece to the curtains. A method favoured by Minister_Dog_Nuts, Lord Flasheart and other associated perverts.

Hope this helps?
 
#5
Well done your answers are upto standard but not the standard i require.
Am a patient sought of person the answer will come.
 

TheIronDuke

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#6
T4U2 said:
Am a patient sought of person
That can be cured. You need to get your doctor to say you are an "exceptional case". It can be done on the NHS, no sweat. PM me? I used to be a doctor.
 
#7
TheIronDuke said:
T4U2 said:
Am a patient sought of person
That can be cured. You need to get your doctor to say you are an "exceptional case". It can be done on the NHS, no sweat. PM me? I used to be a doctor.
USED to be a Doctor eh?
Why were you struck off?
Was it of a sexual nature?

We have the right to know.
 
#8
T4U2 said:
Well done your answers are upto standard but not the standard i require.
Am a patient sought of person the answer will come.
What exactly are you seeking, If it is the meaning of life well then good luck my friend :wink:
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
slick said:
Nice try son, but lets face it, nobody has a girth of 45". Maybe a big donkey. Or a small elephant. Boasting is not the way to pull porn stars. Trust me. I've tried it. And I used to be a doctor.
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
Jesus. Somebody asks for an honest answer to an honest question here in NAAFI, and everybody just takes the piss. I am disgusted, disgusted.

And I used to be a doctor in all.
 
#12
TheIronDuke said:
Jesus. Somebody asks for an honest answer to an honest question here in NAAFI, and everybody just takes the piss. I am disgusted, disgusted.

And I used to be a doctor in all.
In all what 8O Everything :?

Dr Doolittle

Dr Chivago

Dr at large

Dr In the House

Dr at Sea

Dr strange love

Dr Who

And all the rest,

Your just showing off :wink:
 

Fugly

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#13
I was always under the impression that 12" was Standard size.

8" was for anorexics, 10" was for Hut Walts, 14" for sharing, 16" is an "individual" size for the RLC.
 
#14
Fugly said:
I was always under the impression that 12" was Standard size.

8" was for anorexics, 10" was for Hut Walts, 14" for sharing, 16" is an "individual" size for the RLC.
That's obviously neck size. :roll:

It's certainly not bicep size, I married an RLC wallah remember.......
 
#15
TheIronDuke said:
Jesus. Somebody asks for an honest answer to an honest question here in NAAFI, and everybody just takes the piss. I am disgusted, disgusted.

And I used to be a doctor in all.
I thought you were used by a Doctor, or was that sued by a Doctor?
 
#16
TheIronDuke said:
Jesus. Somebody asks for an honest answer to an honest question here in NAAFI, and everybody just takes the piss. I am disgusted, disgusted.

And I used to be a doctor in all.
I do have the occasional pain in my giblets, can you recommend a remedy?
 
#17
The_Snail said:
Fugly said:
I was always under the impression that 12" was Standard size.

8" was for anorexics, 10" was for Hut Walts, 14" for sharing, 16" is an "individual" size for the RLC.
That's obviously neck size. :roll:

It's certainly not bicep size, I married an RLC wallah remember.......
Dale (Sorry Sluggie)

He’s talking about the length between the nose and the belly button in average sag

The average loggies belly button has sagged well below their knees therefore the length of 16” :D :D
 
#18
CQMS said:
TheIronDuke said:
Jesus. Somebody asks for an honest answer to an honest question here in NAAFI, and everybody just takes the piss. I am disgusted, disgusted.

And I used to be a doctor in all.
I do have the occasional pain in my giblets, can you recommend a remedy?


Pick your weapon of choice, I'll fix it for you. :wink:
 

TheIronDuke

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#19
I hate you all.

The poor boy comes here asking about standards for the job he does, and you rip the piss.

T4U2 said:
Is there any regulation on what size a Standard (as in bearer) should be, not the carrier but the Standard it self. Like the dimensions etc, as this question popped up at our local PRA meeting as we are getting a new Standard.
PRA (Paint Research Association) and Pera are pleased to announce that they have today merged both organisations following an Extraordinary General Meeting of PRA Members, held at the Coatings Technology Centre, Hampton, Middlesex, UK.

We should be happy for the PRA. Three cheers.

Hip Hip Hip.....
 

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