Stand to, Stand to ...........Monsters

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by No_Duff, Dec 8, 2011.

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  1. My eyes, my eyes....

  2. They were probably quite pretty before, well they've a lifetime of regrets to follow.
  3. Were those pictures taken at the Brompton stomp?
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  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The one on the left looks like my Mrs, after waking up in A&E, for not having my tea ready by the time I got home
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  5. What the....? How could you...
    Never, ever hit a woman in the face. Surely you've been told this - what's the matter with you?

    Give her couple of kicks in the belly - far less likely to leave visible marks.
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    In my defence it was the second time this year.
  7. Imagine what they'll look like if/when they make their 50s.
  8. I don't fancy yours much.
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  9. Thats Nothing.....hang around the patch in Tidworth, now thats fuucking hoorible!!
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  10. What on fucking earth would make you fuck up your fucking face like that on fucking purpose?

    Fucking hell

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  11. Oooooohhhh! naughty little pixies are'nt they
  12. Face paint and and hair dye. Stick on teeth covers and piercings you can take out

    Not exactly a lifetime of regrets material TBH.
  13. I bet i'm right.
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  14. Fixed.
  15. is it me, Or do all noddys like this walk with the same gait? like window licker bounces?