Adjutant, where are all the troops? That's right; the men, the soldiers.. Ah I see, we only have 3 and they've got 40 Warriors to service before painting the drain pipes in Regimental colours. Well that makes life easy then, we'll knock out a 20 page directive on the components of fighting thingummybob. It'll give them something to debate while they're oiling the vehicle bayonets. Then... we'll go to the mess for the rest of the week. By the way, have you seen the RSM? Ah, still helping instruct at the OTC. He does rather seem to like that; havn't seen him for months. Now where did I leave my comedy stick thing?