Stand Aside Tiger......

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  1. After Tiger's Olympian efforts to score more women and more front page coverage than anyone else in 2009, I hear a whisper that the Sunday red-tops have a new and altogether more salacious target in their sights. Don't know who obviously, but I suspect that someone whose name rymnes with Bony Pair has been a busy, busy boy.
  2. If you were married to a Wide Mouthed Frog what would you do?
  3. power and opportunity.................... never changes
  4. Tony Blair - over the side? How very dare you, the man is a model of modern political integrity and pay-as-yo-go probity!

    Oh yes, I see your point. :)
  5. That makes him an ideal person to be President of Europe then
  6. That would start the new year off well. :D
  7. I thought John Major rooting Edwina Currie was about as low as you could go, who shagged him?
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Not with his religious convictions (did I say convictions? Silly me) he hasn't.

    He's a man of god y'know, as is the wife one of god's creatures, which means no divorce, no johnnies (bit of a shame, but there you go), and deffo no frolicks out of wedlock.

    What would the pope think? I know his chums in the ME think he should have three stand-by wives, but he aint no muslim.
  9. It's definitely a woman? After all, he told us he was "a pretty straight kinda guy" and we all know how good he is at telling the truth...
  10. That got a laugh at this end! :)
  11. Oh let's hope so - I can't think of anything more enjoyable than seeing a multi-millionaire socialist getting screwed for every penny by his money-grubbing wife. With any luck, it would upset middle America so much that his lucrative 'second career' will come to an end - although having said that, they seemed to still buy in to their own grinning spiv - Clinton. Still, if it ruins his life, I'm all for it.
  12. With Heir Brown as the Carbon Reduction Regulatory Chief of Police, maybe...?

    Just think, if Cyclops was to take up the post that he has spent the last couple of weeks in Copenhagen cultivating, it would give him the power to impose his Idealist and Draconian Socialist ideas on all of the Europe, and then on the rest of the world, or at least that part of the rest of the world that put out the begging bowl for Carbon Reduction funding....!

    World wide Pay-per-Mile
    World Wide ID Cards
    World wide DNA Databases

    and all under the untouchable umbrella of Carbon Reduction..

    God help us..
  13. I don't know how to break this to you, but aside from a mention on page 7 or the Dubuque Register, I doubt anyone here would hear of it, or care if they did.

    He not really significant over here.
  14. Is he anywhere?