Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jun 4, 2011.

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  1. Can you all just stop it please? I have enough evidence on all of you now and I will pass all photos on to the Big J if you don't pack it in.

    You'd be in seriously big trouble if I passed them on to Bigbird and Boots and Boozy though. Hark at me with my alphapathetic thing.

    Yes Padders, you were next on my list, and 5A, you are more than welcome to the link as long as you use it wisely Padawan.

    Note to self chaps, don't send me nuddy/half nekked photos or links to them. It will end in tears, and I am not the slightest bit interested in how ripped you are.

    Have I made myself clear?

    I thank you kindly.

    Lady Dale of Snailsville xxx

    Maguire - kinky photos of you are also welcome, as are RHM's.
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  2. Pint of Domestos and a couple of cheeky lines of Vim?
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    **gets the webcam and the gimp suit out**
  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    This the result of a late night or an early morning?
  5. You are missing a trick here. Setup a website "" with all the photos on and charge £9.99 a Month Membership. Before long you will be a porn queen and be able to afford a dozen sex slaves to wander aound your penthouse in nothing but a dpm thong.

    All I ask as your agent is 5% and the film rights.
  6. Do you want to come and see my pony farm?
  7. Im confused. Is this a mandatory thing?
  8. can't remember sending you a nekkid pic of meself ! if i have, the world wouldn't be ready for such a is cruel enough.
  9. Who has been pesting the exclamation mark?
  10. Do it...I'm bored and I could do with some bean flicking material!
  11. Where do you want them sent?
  12. I didn't realise there was a 'diesel Drinker' resettlement course. Every day's a learning day.
  13. Her first post suggests she has more than one stalker. I reckon names should be published, and the photos separately, and then we can try and match up usernames with photos.

    Should be mildly amusing.
  14. oooo newbies sending nekkid pics again, share them NOW.