Stalker of the Week Award.

#1
Laydees and Gents. I know it's probably been done before, but hey ho, this week has been interesting.

May I present, m'lud, for the first (and probably last) nomination.

View Profile: Fox-and-horses - The Army Rumour Service

For crimes of stalking, harassment, "like"ing obsessively, not making any constructive posts, being nasty pasty to people (which you all know I hate), and fibs.

The judges are The Iron Duke and his sister.
 
#2
Laydees and Gents. I know it's probably been done before, but hey ho, this week has been interesting.

May I present, m'lud, for the first (and probably last) nomination.

View Profile: Fox-and-horses - The Army Rumour Service

For crimes of stalking, harassment, "like"ing obsessively, not making any constructive posts, being nasty pasty to people (which you all know I hate), and fibs.

The judges are The Iron Duke and his sister.
if you'd care to present the evidence for the prosection please madam...
 
#3
Case dismissed for insufficient evidence.
It's the internet fucko, my game, my rules. Don't like it? Fuck off.

There is nothing I would say on here that I wouldn't say in real life. PM me your number if you are that bothered.
 
#4
Laydees and Gents. I know it's probably been done before, but hey ho, this week has been interesting.

May I present, m'lud, for the first (and probably last) nomination.

View Profile: Fox-and-horses - The Army Rumour Service

For crimes of stalking, harassment, "like"ing obsessively, not making any constructive posts, being nasty pasty to people (which you all know I hate), and fibs.

The judges are The Iron Duke and his sister.
Fox-and-Horses likes this
 
#5
It's the internet fucko, my game, my rules. Don't like it? Fuck off.
Have you finished presiding over your press inquiry, then, Mr Leveson?
 
#7
if you'd care to present the evidence for the prosection please madam...
Mr Bigeye, I might notify yourself to the Fox's obsession with "Likes" and the constant referral to my dear friend's sexuality and accused him of shagging about (which I know not to be true).

He was mean to him.

I don't like that sort of shit.

No further questions m'lernd friend.
 

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#9
Laydees and Gents. I know it's probably been done before, but hey ho, this week has been interesting.

May I present, m'lud, for the first (and probably last) nomination.

View Profile: Fox-and-horses - The Army Rumour Service

For crimes of stalking, harassment, "like"ing obsessively, not making any constructive posts, being nasty pasty to people (which you all know I hate), and fibs.

The judges are The Iron Duke and his sister.
It's an inadequate type with low self worth and low self esteem. It craves the attention of people in uniform. It no doubt associates with ex-forces personnel and wears uniform that it's not entitled to wear.
It probably wears medals from the Internet and its cycling proficiency test badge.
Likely it was hated at school, had Asthma and wasn't allowed to join the Army.
It's mother would be over protective and rather neurotic probably a Valium addict.
It'll have had a string of low paid mundane jobs, always hating being inadequate and overweight.
 
#11
It's an inadequate type with low self worth and low self esteem. It craves the attention of people in uniform. It no doubt associates with ex-forces personnel and wears uniform that it's not entitled to wear.
It probably wears medals from the Internet and its cycling proficiency test badge.
Likely it was hated at school, had Asthma and wasn't allowed to join the Army.
It's mother would be over protective and rather neurotic probably a Valium addict.
It'll have had a string of low paid mundane jobs, always hating being inadequate and overweight.

Fuck me jarrod, your not hanging about with them psychologists from Swansea are you?
 
#13
#15
#16
Mr Bigeye, I might notify yourself to the Fox's obsession with "Likes" and the constant referral to my dear friend's sexuality and accused him of shagging about (which I know not to be true).

He was mean to him.

I don't like that sort of shit.

No further questions m'lernd friend.

Ms Snail....after a thorough examination of your briefs (the legal ones wrapped in pink ribbon) I find that there is most certainly a case to answer and would suggest that a a date be set for the defendant to face his accusers.

What's all this about ferries BTW?
 
#19
It's an inadequate type with low self worth and low self esteem. It craves the attention of people in uniform. It no doubt associates with ex-forces personnel and wears uniform that it's not entitled to wear.
It probably wears medals from the Internet and its cycling proficiency test badge.
Likely it was hated at school, had Asthma and wasn't allowed to join the Army.
It's mother would be over protective and rather neurotic probably a Valium addict.
It'll have had a string of low paid mundane jobs, always hating being inadequate and overweight.
Bloody hell you're good - that's me almost to a tee...
 
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