I always find it easier to lurk in dark bushes or trees on the back roads, Saturday night is best because that's when they all come back from the clubs. You can wait there in the dark with your trousers down so you've easy access to the old chap, then suddenly leap out on and ... Oh, um, sorry. Wrong subject.
youve been looking at firearms too long mate, its Ely, not Eley, (which are 12 bore cartridge makers I believe,) plenty of old Dears here as well, but not old Deers, which I suspect you would prefer. When the iceberg melts at the north pole Im gonna have me a proper shack on them stilts, a proper one of them big fan driven raft boats, and a pet croc (cos itll be warm then) think future man, think future !