Stalag Shed

#1
Is it me or could that Alan Johnson bloke have saved us a lot of trouble
(and some of the carbon footprint from his flights his media mates fret so much about :sleepy: )

By going to the west country to get kidnapped instead? :plotting: :wink:

look here, kept in a shed :omg:

Perhaps David Blaine will trade in his glass cube for 8x4 from B&Q next time he is over here? :wink:

but will it have the same impact unless there are three inbred west country yokels outside holding the keys? :pissedoff:
 
#2
I know this is the Naafi, but shouldn't this warrant more than ten years each? :evil:
 
#5
We are supposed to live in a civilized society, something is going seriously wrong here then, the only saving grace is now these scum will know hopefully how it feels to be locked up and beaten. Maybe its time for a little inmate justice.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
I fear we are missing something very important here.

What sort of shed was it? Was it an apex roof or Pentland? Was there an old plant pot with a mouldering something in it? Where was the grot stashed?

Come on, people. These things are very important.
 

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#7
"Power tools, check. Leaf blower, check. Grandads woodworking tools, check. Imprisoned epileptic, check. Jam jars half full of rusty screws, check..."

I dont care if you're a skinny arm flapper, how hard is it to hoof your way out of a garden shed at 4.00am?
 
#8
If only it had been one of those sheds from the Benny Hill show.

All he'd have to do was strike a match and all four walls would have fallen down simultaneously, creating a hilarious visual image. In the time it would have taken his captors to chase him round the garden, in single file and in a slightly speeded up fashion, the police could have been called, and his life would have been saved.
 

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#9
convoy_cock said:
If only it had been one of those sheds from the Benny Hill show.

All he'd have to do was strike a match and all four walls would have fallen down simultaneously, creating a hilarious visual image. In the time it would have taken his captors to chase him round the garden, in single file and in a slightly speeded up fashion, the police could have been called, and his life would have been saved.
And he would have been chased by gorgeous women in bits of nurses uniforms or policewomens outfits, with just the hats and webbing.




Sorry, just drooled all over keyboard.
 

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#10
TheIronDuke said:
"Power tools, check. Leaf blower, check. Grandads woodworking tools, check. Imprisoned epileptic, check. Jam jars half full of rusty screws, check..."

I dont care if you're a skinny arm flapper, how hard is it to hoof your way out of a garden shed at 4.00am?
Clearly the poor sod never watched the "A-Team"...........
 
#11
Well if it was anything like my shed you could blow it over with one good gust of wind. Standard of b&q sheds is shocking.
 

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#12
Scotty, I'll come and huff and puff and .................well, you get the idea.
 
#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Scotty, I'll come and huff and puff and .......
...I'll kick your back doors in??
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Scotty, I'll come and huff and puff and .................well, you get the idea.
What, that you suffer from asthma? :D
 

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#15
spunkymonkey said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Scotty, I'll come and huff and puff and .................well, you get the idea.
What, that you suffer from asthma? :D
Damn! Outed again.
 
#16
Fiji_Bob said:
Is it me or could that Alan Johnson bloke have saved us a lot of trouble
(and some of the carbon footprint from his flights his media mates fret so much about :sleepy: )

By going to the west country to get kidnapped instead? :plotting: :wink:

look here, kept in a shed :omg:

Perhaps David Blaine will trade in his glass cube for 8x4 from B&Q next time he is over here? :wink:

but will it have the same impact unless there are three inbred west country yokels outside holding the keys? :pissedoff:
Best not tell anyone about the palsy kid I've had locked away in the attick for 2 years then. Mind you I'm thinking of releasing it, it's wheelchair needs oiling and I can't be arsed, the sound of it squeaking across the ceiling is doing my head in.
 

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