Stag do pranks!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by slimjim, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. My mates getting married soon, I've come up with a couple of stag prank ideas, anyone got any good suggestions?
     
  2. W*nk into a condom and stick it up his arrse to find in the morning. That'll teach the stupid bastard.
     
  3. A variation of handcuffing him to a seat on the trans-europe train, as we used to do in BAOR where the poor lad usually got woken on the Italian border, would be to use the Eurotrain I suppose
     
  4. Drop him in the middle of local ulu, b0llock n4ked with a credit card and see if his R&R training paid off...
     
  5. The funniest I have ever heard is a bloke handcuffed to a dwarf who had painted himself blue so he looked like a smurf. It was a stag weekend and they spent the whole weekend together. By all accounts the dwarf was a top bloke and was happy to drink for free. Sleeping in the same bed was fine but two days of watching a midget take a dump was a bit much.
     
  6. The funniest I have ever heard is a bloke handcuffed to a dwarf who had painted himself blue so he looked like a smurf. It was a stag weekend and they spent the whole weekend together. By all accounts the dwarf was a top bloke and was happy to drink for free. Sleeping in the same bed was fine but two days of watching a midget take a dump was a bit much.