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Stag do in the field

#1
Hi all,

I have a mate who is having a stag do in the field this weekend. A few beers, open fire and a bit of smoke. But i'm thinking what i could do to make it a rememberable time in the field for him.

Any one think of any thing which i could do??
 
#5
Find out where it's being held, then get some totty and get them to dig in on the position beforehand, covering their holes with chickenwire and turf. Imagine his surprise when the ground in front of him opens up and a group of girls appears...

Make sure the fire isn't lit on top of them though. Would spoil the moment.
 
#7
cornjo said:
Hi all,

I have a mate who is having a stag do in the field this weekend. A few beers, open fire and a bit of smoke. But i'm thinking what i could do to make it a rememberable time in the field for him.

Any one think of any thing which i could do??
is that AN open fire or OPEN FIRE! watch and shoot style with goofy grape smoke or SMOKING as in legal substances,
why have a stag do 'in the field' you cheapskate!!! get into town and do it properly :x
 
#9
Bravo_Zulu said:
Find out where it's being held, then get some totty and get them to dig in on the position beforehand, covering their holes with chickenwire and turf. Imagine his surprise when the ground in front of him opens up and a group of girls appears...

Make sure the fire isn't lit on top of them though. Would spoil the moment.
I imagine the biggest surprise for him would be finding the girls holes blocked with chicken wire and turf. 8O
 
#11
I'm still trying to work out why anyone in their right mind would have a Stag do in a field?!!!!!

He's not exacting pushing the boat out is he? I mean how do you weigh the choices.....weekend in Prague or Stag do in a field.....mmm thats a hard one. :lol:
 
#15
Once drunk strip to the waist and fight round the fire

This will then reveal the weakest in the group, he can then be quite legaly eaten as a wounded animal. I think it's legal.
 
#16
It's only legal in Germany and then only if you are the holder of a Jagdschien. Otherwise yoiu have to hand the carcass over to the Forschtampt for gutting, skinning and inspection. Vorschprung Durch .. und soweiter.
 
#17
cornjo said:
Hi all,

I have a mate who is having a stag do in the field this weekend. A few beers, open fire and a bit of smoke. But i'm thinking what i could do to make it a rememberable time in the field for him.

Any one think of any thing which i could do??
Put some live rounds in the fire, mix tracer and ball for a laugh.
 
#18
It's pointless doing anything while he's still drinking as he won't remember it.

Instead, after you've tucked him up in his maggot, fill his tent with sheep. Not just ordinary sheep - but sheep that have had lipstick messily applied to their lower faces. Also cover his face with lipstick, just in case the sheep don't willingly oblige - and spread used condoms round about.
 
#20
cornjo said:
Hi all,

I have a mate who is having a stag do in the field this weekend. A few beers, open fire and a bit of smoke. But i'm thinking what i could do to make it a rememberable time in the field for him.

Any one think of any thing which i could do??
Use topless tarts as his left centre and right of arc. That'll be a memorable stag do.
 

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