Staff studies for withdrawal of BFG when Europe turns hostile.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by EX_STAB, Dec 13, 2011.

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  1. Are they supposed to fight their way to the nearest port or do we just hand all the kit to the Germans and get everybody sent back in their underwear?

    It's got to have been looked at. How might it work out?
  2. We already have a tried and trusted plan. First we send an expeditionary force to France...

    Worked last time and the time before, didn't it?

    ...only problem is, based on past performance, it'll take 8 years and we'll have to cede Wales to the USA. They'll like Wales. It's a pretty island.
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  3. The plan is to bribe the locals with our LOA then head West in our Tax Free luxury motors filled to the gunnels with booze and fags
  4. BAOR survival kit = 100Dm note, Russian/English phrase book, bottle of vodka.

    So when the EU turns on perfidious Albion it will have to be 2 x 50 euro notes(100Euros notes are to often forged) No phrase book required as they all speak english anyway even if they pretend not to and a huge bottle of Schnapps.

    Then head for Switzerland and mind the barbed wire on that motorbike