Stacey Slater

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  1. Just been watching 'benders' and saw Stacey Slater looking rather nice. So nice in fact, KFC should be serving her up with chips.

    Daily Mail

    I'd make her air tight on my own.

    She'd be ruined afterwards though!
     
  2. You just would wouldnt you? who the hell is the stick she is with in that pic? like a bird like her would go with that!
     
  3. Pity she can't smile though, looks like her ricker's been violated.
     
  4. Potato head with an old woman's neck. Look at her jugs. They look like she has padded up with a bag of lentils. Barf!
     
  5. ah but she has a pulse so to me she is fair game
     
  6. Third pic looks like she's asking "Who farted?"
     
  7. You're a fucking homo - I'd lick her wet piss flaps.
     
  8. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Pram faced trollop.
     
  9. face like a melted welly
     
  10. Hardly something a normal person would lust after...

    I've shagged prettier, drug addicted, syph infested, French women!!!
     
  11. Dunno, looks fine to me, bunch of fussy feckers :?
     

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  12. Shame the belt was hiding her obvious camel toe......anyone good with photoshop???








    Oh and yes, I wuld crawl over broken glass to get to her wet piss flaps :)
     
  13. So that's not your avatar, but a photo and those are your real specs then?
     
  14. How did you know? Only difference is I am not ginger and I don't stink of piss.

    Enough about me, let's talk about your Mum. She says you haven't called her in a while and was wondering if you could pick her up from my place?
    She's got a slight limp though and is bleeding anally - you'll need a plastic sheet for your car seat.
     
  15. mmmm stacey slater now i would use her shit as toothpaste