How did you know? Only difference is I am not ginger and I don't stink of piss.
Enough about me, let's talk about your Mum. She says you haven't called her in a while and was wondering if you could pick her up from my place?
She's got a slight limp though and is bleeding anally - you'll need a plastic sheet for your car seat.
"She continued: 'I've never seen a Bond film in my life! When they said Bond theme, I didn't think anything of it, because I didn't know the films."
Who the fcuk could go through life never having heard of, or for that matter, seen a Bond movie?!? She's a fcukin' 'actress' FFS, don't they have to go to some sort of acting school and study other actors and sh!t like that?