Stabtiffy and the Fun Police

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I have the unpleasant job of stepping in as the fun police.

I have no objection to stabtiffy taking a pasting, but can't accept it with photos alongside which would leave somone who knows him in no doubt about who you're talking about. No 'outing' and assaulting on ARRSE please.

I've deleted the very obvious photos from the 3 December thread and done a bit of extra photoshopping on the ones in the gallery.

On a better note, I'm glad you had a good night and thanks for some great photos.
 
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Good CO said:
I have the unpleasant job of stepping in as the fun police.

I have no objection to stabtiffy taking a pasting, but can't accept it with photos alongside which would leave somone who knows him in no doubt about who you're talking about. No 'outing' and assaulting on ARRSE please.

I've deleted the very obvious photos from the 3 December thread and done a bit of extra photoshopping on the ones in the gallery.

On a better note, I'm glad you had a good night and thanks for some great photos.
He was a tuppence. We wedgied him. He deserved it.

Can you photoshop my huge chin out please Dad?
 
#3
Looks like I missed something.

Oh well, cheers boss.
 
#5
Cardiff is to far away. Plus the date is a wee bit too close to a major life changing event (more blogging people).

Although gawping at trolly would probably make it worth it. :D
 
#6
I wonder what the soon to be Mrs would think of your behaviour towards certain Arrse Maidens!

Good luck with the wedding and also future Arrse p1ss ups!
 
#7
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
 
#8
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
Ah young love. I set the scene they met at milk time and by afternoon nap they had declared their love for each other. Now 5 maybe 6 years later Stabwanker got down on 1 knee with his elizabeth duke ring. The girl was so excited she spat her white lightning all over the place and it was the talk of the park for atleast a week till kyle showed up in a 2nd hand saxo. Imagine the embarrasment of getting married and not being able to drink at your own wedding. Hey Stabwanker is the good missus going to move into your mums with you then? Will there be jelly and Ice Cream at the reception?
 
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Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
The irony of it is that everyone (at his work) thinks She corrupted Stabwanker, when those who know him, know the real truth.
 
#10
Listy said:
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
The irony of it is that everyone (at his work) thinks She corrupted Stabwanker, when those who know him, know the real truth.
What that he's a Throbber?
 
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Thebull140 said:
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
Ah young love. I set the scene they met at milk time and by afternoon nap they had declared their love for each other. Now 5 maybe 6 years later Stabwanker got down on 1 knee with his elizabeth duke ring. The girl was so excited she spat her white lightning all over the place and it was the talk of the park for atleast a week till kyle showed up in a 2nd hand saxo. Imagine the embarrasment of getting married and not being able to drink at your own wedding. Hey Stabwanker is the good missus going to move into your mums with you then? Will there be jelly and Ice Cream at the reception?
You're funny, fat man. About as funny as Syphilis.

Elizabeth Duke Ring? I think not. I brought it in Tiffany's, New York.

Mums house? Hardly. I own my own house.

Ice cream and Jelly at the reception? Not sure yet. I might give you a call for advise. You seem to be a connoisseur of food.

I know that this probably sounds odd, to you, as the closest relationship you've ever had was with the microwave that you heat your pies in.

When was the last time you got laid, bull? Probably, the last time that you saw your feet.
 
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StabTiffy2B said:
Thebull140 said:
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
Ah young love. I set the scene they met at milk time and by afternoon nap they had declared their love for each other. Now 5 maybe 6 years later Stabwanker got down on 1 knee with his elizabeth duke ring. The girl was so excited she spat her white lightning all over the place and it was the talk of the park for atleast a week till kyle showed up in a 2nd hand saxo. Imagine the embarrasment of getting married and not being able to drink at your own wedding. Hey Stabwanker is the good missus going to move into your mums with you then? Will there be jelly and Ice Cream at the reception?
You're funny, fat man. About as funny as Syphilis.

Elizabeth Duke Ring? I think not. I brought it in Tiffany's, New York.

Mums house? Hardly. I own my own house.

Ice cream and Jelly at the reception? Not sure yet. I might give you a call for advise. You seem to be a connoisseur of food.

I know that this probably sounds odd, to you, as the closest relationship you've ever had was with the microwave that you heat your pies in.

When was the last time you got laid, bull? Probably, the last time that you saw your feet.

Bully, I think you got a bite there!! :lol: :lol:
 
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mereminx said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Thebull140 said:
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
Ah young love. I set the scene they met at milk time and by afternoon nap they had declared their love for each other. Now 5 maybe 6 years later Stabwanker got down on 1 knee with his elizabeth duke ring. The girl was so excited she spat her white lightning all over the place and it was the talk of the park for atleast a week till kyle showed up in a 2nd hand saxo. Imagine the embarrasment of getting married and not being able to drink at your own wedding. Hey Stabwanker is the good missus going to move into your mums with you then? Will there be jelly and Ice Cream at the reception?
You're funny, fat man. About as funny as Syphilis.

Elizabeth Duke Ring? I think not. I brought it in Tiffany's, New York.

Mums house? Hardly. I own my own house.

Ice cream and Jelly at the reception? Not sure yet. I might give you a call for advise. You seem to be a connoisseur of food.

I know that this probably sounds odd, to you, as the closest relationship you've ever had was with the microwave that you heat your pies in.

When was the last time you got laid, bull? Probably, the last time that you saw your feet.

Bully, I think you got a bite there!! :lol: :lol:
Bless him did i touch a raw nerve. It must be hard planning all this while going through puberty. Must be a lot of pressure for a 12 year old. :lol: :lol:

Somebodies got brave now he's back behind his PC
 
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Thebull140 said:
mereminx said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Thebull140 said:
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
Ah young love. I set the scene they met at milk time and by afternoon nap they had declared their love for each other. Now 5 maybe 6 years later Stabwanker got down on 1 knee with his elizabeth duke ring. The girl was so excited she spat her white lightning all over the place and it was the talk of the park for atleast a week till kyle showed up in a 2nd hand saxo. Imagine the embarrasment of getting married and not being able to drink at your own wedding. Hey Stabwanker is the good missus going to move into your mums with you then? Will there be jelly and Ice Cream at the reception?
You're funny, fat man. About as funny as Syphilis.

Elizabeth Duke Ring? I think not. I brought it in Tiffany's, New York.

Mums house? Hardly. I own my own house.

Ice cream and Jelly at the reception? Not sure yet. I might give you a call for advise. You seem to be a connoisseur of food.

I know that this probably sounds odd, to you, as the closest relationship you've ever had was with the microwave that you heat your pies in.

When was the last time you got laid, bull? Probably, the last time that you saw your feet.

Bully, I think you got a bite there!! :lol: :lol:
Bless him did i touch a raw nerve. It must be hard planning all this while going through puberty. Must be a lot of pressure for a 12 year old. :lol: :lol:



Somebodies got brave now he's back behind his PC
yes why do you do that bully :wink:
 
#16
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
must get the official photo's in here following that splicing.... haven't seen a white bridal shell suit yet... classy stuff
 
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StabTiffy2B said:
Thebull140 said:
Poppy said:
some poor woman is daft enough to wed stabwanker???????????????????????????
Ah young love. I set the scene they met at milk time and by afternoon nap they had declared their love for each other. Now 5 maybe 6 years later Stabwanker got down on 1 knee with his elizabeth duke ring. The girl was so excited she spat her white lightning all over the place and it was the talk of the park for atleast a week till kyle showed up in a 2nd hand saxo. Imagine the embarrasment of getting married and not being able to drink at your own wedding. Hey Stabwanker is the good missus going to move into your mums with you then? Will there be jelly and Ice Cream at the reception?
You're funny, fat man. About as funny as Syphilis.

Elizabeth Duke Ring? I think not. I brought it in Tiffany's, New York.

Mums house? Hardly. I own my own house.

Ice cream and Jelly at the reception? Not sure yet. I might give you a call for advise. You seem to be a connoisseur of food.

I know that this probably sounds odd, to you, as the closest relationship you've ever had was with the microwave that you heat your pies in.

When was the last time you got laid, bull? Probably, the last time that you saw your feet.
 
#18
Goku said:
StabTiffy2B said:
I admit, I was a bit of a wally at the crawl on Saturday. I wholeheartedly apologise to Liz and Dale for being a young fool, but I was merely in awe of their looks, the way they got the pants off me within 10 minutes, and how they were so polite to me.

I am sorry I had to leave early, but my mum said I had to be home to put my baby brother in bed. He is 5 years younger than me.
Quality Goku.

P.S. I Kingo'd your lighter.
 
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