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Please place me on ignore while my account is canned, I am a penis of monolithic proportions

I am a disgrace to my former cap badge, although I only served in Salerno company, Burnley detachtment Lancashire ACF


Porridge,Whats your excuse for being a Penal wwort?
Do you have a typing stutter? What the fuck is a wwort? Is it something akin to a wart (a fungal growth which you seem to bearing a strange resemblance to) or is it a European foodstuff?

Mark The Convict

Goaty assures me that there's a petrol station somewhere local that keeps bottles of meths and cans of Sprite in the drinks fridge as a special for the tramps.

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