St Valentines Day abbreviations

#2
YFUMFLYFBSIAGTRYFUISYT

You Fcuked Up My Fcuking Life You Fcuking Biatch So I Am Going To Rape Your Face Until I Split Your Throat
 
#6
SPLATGOEF (Sealed by licking awful tasting glue on envelope flap) may well be accurate, but apparently it is lacking in the romance, so I'm told. They don't like being lied to, and the don't like the truth, ffs you just can't win.

also SBWMCBEOE (sealed by wiping my cheesy bell end on envelope) is even worse, I thought she'd like the advanced warning. Dunno why that relationship went down the pan so quickly....
 
#12
theoriginalphantom said:
SPLATGOEF (Sealed by licking awful tasting glue on envelope flap) may well be accurate, but apparently it is lacking in the romance, so I'm told. They don't like being lied to, and the don't like the truth, ffs you just can't win.

also SBWMCBEOE (sealed by wiping my cheesy bell end on envelope) is even worse, I thought she'd like the advanced warning. Dunno why that relationship went down the pan so quickly....




Watch out for the paper cuts!!!!!