St Valentines Day abbreviations

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EgyptianPTInstructor, Feb 3, 2009.

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  1. You know the sort of thing:

    SWALK

    NORWICH

    BURMA



    We can play guessing games or just give the meanings too!!

    So what have you got??
     
  2. YFUMFLYFBSIAGTRYFUISYT

    You Fcuked Up My Fcuking Life You Fcuking Biatch So I Am Going To Rape Your Face Until I Split Your Throat
     
  3. Sealed With A Dose Of Anthrax

    For the recently divorced ;)
     
  4. LONDON
     
  5. To a FANTA girl. ( Fat Arrse, No Tits Atall)
     
  6. SPLATGOEF (Sealed by licking awful tasting glue on envelope flap) may well be accurate, but apparently it is lacking in the romance, so I'm told. They don't like being lied to, and the don't like the truth, ffs you just can't win.

    also SBWMCBEOE (sealed by wiping my cheesy bell end on envelope) is even worse, I thought she'd like the advanced warning. Dunno why that relationship went down the pan so quickly....
     
  7. BLOW MY C0CK

    EAT MY SH1T

    DIE DAUGHTER OF SATAN
     
  8. STFUAGITCYB-LNTTRIAM

    Shut the fcuk up and get in the car you bitch-Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
     
  9. DTSLCTY? DSYJMMME

    Does This Smell Like Chloroform To You? Don't Struggle, You'll Just Make Me More Excited
     
  10. SAICU

    Scream and i'll cut you.
     
  11. On your first Valentine card - DSIGAK. Don't scream, I've got a knife.
     




  12. Watch out for the paper cuts!!!!!
     
  13. IWTFYBT - I want to fuck you bandy tonight.