St Patrick's Day

Massive, widespread and sustained Popery is already ensuing up round Queen's University in Belfast. Usual shit: agriculture students from Strabane/Crossmaglen etc invite their superfenian mates up to Belfast for "a big dhrink". I am reliably informed that PSNI TSG are ready, willing, able and permitted to split some culchie skulls.

C'MON THE PEELERS.
I love popery, gives a lovely fresh smell to the sheets.
 
UNBELIEVABLE* JEFF! Some inbred d**kheads couldn't hack the pace until nightfall, and are already in Musgrave PSNI Station. So with less than half the day gone, it's Police 4 Fenian Sheepshaggers 0. Back to the studio.

*not unbelievable.
 
UNBELIEVABLE* JEFF! Some inbred ********* couldn't hack the pace until nightfall, and are already in Musgrave PSNI Station. So with less than half the day gone, it's Police 4 Fenian Sheepshaggers 0. Back to the studio.

*not unbelievable.
That's just the first wave.
 
That's just the first wave.
Yep! Peelers are on refs at the minute. I predict a massive shortage of chocolate, fizzy drinks and fried food in Belfast. I confidently estimate that two of my oppos from my days in the PSNI can eat my body weight no bother.

I got knocked flat on my arrse in Ardoyne during a big P.O. operation. "You don't eat enough Andy, too easy to knock over mate"
 
Still plenty of time to go in the second half! Fenians have had a player sent off for trying to climb up a lamp-post in University Avenue while singing "The Soldier's Song". Not illegal in itself, but it annoys The PSNI. Red card. Papists down to 13,017 men (and women)
 

skid2

LE
Book Reviewer
That’s what is known as a slow news day. As long as theyre not annoying anyone ( except police on overtime) let them carry on. At least they aren’t causing trouble elsewhere.
 
That’s what is known as a slow news day. As long as theyre not annoying anyone ( except police on overtime) let them carry on. At least they aren’t causing trouble elsewhere.
True, Skid. So far, I'm told that Police had to deal with the aforementioned mountaineer and those previously arrested, one "Fat bitch who was told to fuck off home" and one 19-year-old who decided he was going to fight the entire PSNI, but later thought better of it.
 

skid2

LE
Book Reviewer
True, Skid. So far, I'm told that Police had to deal with the aforementioned mountaineer and those previously arrested, one "Fat bitch who was told to **** off home" and one 19-year-old who decided he was going to fight the entire PSNI, but later thought better of it.
Thats good, no doubt there’ll be bits and pieces throughout the night. But it’s a hell of a lot better than hundreds on the streets, crates of petrol bombs and wheelie bins full of bricks.
I sort of admired the organisation .

Then again. Not the organisation.The logistics.
 
I was down at the Chinese warehouse this morning just on the edge of the ‘holy land’ at about 1030, and already some drunk fu**ers we’re throwing bottles at the tangys
 

skid2

LE
Book Reviewer
I was down at the Chinese warehouse this morning just on the edge of the ‘holy land’ at about 1030, and already some drunk fu**ers we’re throwing bottles at the tangys
The empty tin throwers are always good for a laugh. Any of the Chinese cars get hit, there’ll be bodies dumped in the Lagan
 
Pointing out the logical disconnect should cause little plastic paddy heads to go bang all over NYC.
 
It's not called St Patrick's Day any more!

New York mayor proclaims ‘Gerry Adams Day’ in honour of ex-Sinn Fein chief - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

It read: “I, Bill de Blasio, Mayor of the City of New York, do hereby proclaim March 17 2018 in the city of New York as ‘Gerry Adams Day’.”

How appropriate, that the city that has suffered one of the worst terrorist outrages in living memory, honours a terrorist!

Happy Gerry Adams day to all Irish ARRSERs!!
Please tell me that's a f*****g joke.
 
The empty tin throwers are always good for a laugh. Any of the Chinese cars get hit, there’ll be bodies dumped in the Lagan
Damn' right. Couple of my mates are of Chinese heritage, and would take an extremely dim view of any damage to their cars. Many many years ago one of said Chinese bods caught a local scumbag trying to nick his Escort RS Turbo. Beat the absolute SHITE out of the guy with a yard brush.
 
I was down at the Chinese warehouse this morning just on the edge of the ‘holy land’ at about 1030, and already some drunk fu**ers we’re throwing bottles at the tangys
Using the new Pangolin in the main. Few Tangis still about, of course. When I asked my pal what he thought of the "Pango" he said "Absolute dung, mate. Front's like tinfoil, steering is shite and it has no grunt. Gimme a good old 1980s RUC MT Tangi with a big Rover V8 any day"
 

skid2

LE
Book Reviewer
Using the new Pangolin in the main. Few Tangis still about, of course. When I asked my pal what he thought of the "Pango" he said "Absolute dung, mate. Front's like tinfoil, steering is shite and it has no grunt. Gimme a good old 1980s RUC MT Tangi with a big Rover V8 any day"
Said it before. Theres always something comforting about the sound of a V8 idling.


What was on today. Belfast full of meat wagons and the helicopter up
 
Dunno, Skid, my pal was off today. Didn't hear the chopper, although I'm in Jordanstown in the posh houses. We pay extra on the rates to not hear the heli or the proletariat misbehaving. :rolleyes::p Mind you, Greenisland is just up the road. Glad I have a gun.
 
Said it before. Theres always something comforting about the sound of a V8
A little bit of indulgence - I used to own a Range Rover Classic with a V8. Sometimes I used to start it and just run and rev the engine for the sheer enjoyment of the deep throaty roar - I was in Germany so petrol coupons meant I could afford it ( although it was also an LPG convert).
 

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