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St Georges Day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 23C, Jan 21, 2007.

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  1. 23C

    23C Clanker

    Sirs, Ladies and Gents,

    I have been tasked to submit a plan for a St Georges Day Sergeants Mess function and I am at a loss.

    If you have any ideas of what you think would be a good Mess function for this day please let me know.

    My first thoughts would be to have a ‘Knights of the Round Table’ theme, hog roast, ye olde banquet style meal.
     
    23C, Jan 21, 2007
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  2. Pox_Dr

    Pox_Dr LE

    Roman orgy always goes down a treat
     
    Pox_Dr, Jan 21, 2007
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  3. CRmeansCeilingReached

    CRmeansCeilingReached LE Moderator

    are we allowed to celebrate it then? surprised it hasn't been outlawed as racist or something...
     
    CRmeansCeilingReached, Jan 21, 2007
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  4. Victorian_Major

    Victorian_Major LE

    Pick the Garrison Dragon:

    Some twat like Propman, Budman, Civsec, etc....

    Then slay it with a really long lance.

    Return to the Mess and celebrate with industrial quantities of port until :puker:
     
    Victorian_Major, Jan 21, 2007
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  5. Wija

    Wija LE

    He is the patron saint of Syph sufferers so why not have an orgy with helium filled Johnnies !! Also the patron of skin diseases so a Leper theme would be quite a good one too!
     
    Wija, Jan 21, 2007
    #5
  6. wheelchairwarrier

    wheelchairwarrier LE

    I thought St George was a Turk... so it should be ok to celebrate... correct me if I'm wrong , Dragon sounds like a good 'un
    WW
     
    wheelchairwarrier, Jan 21, 2007
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  7. hairyhandbag

    hairyhandbag War Hero

    Why not have some food and drink from every country that England has ever been at war with.
    That should keep you going for about oh.......6 or 7 months.
     
    hairyhandbag, Jan 21, 2007
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  8. the_guru

    the_guru LE

    Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pud. Mess Members detailed to read passages from Shakespeare (for it is his birthday the same day)

    Bit like a Burns Night, except you will be able to understand WTF the reader is saying.
     
    the_guru, Jan 21, 2007
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  9. 23C

    23C Clanker

    guru..i like it :)
     
    23C, Jan 21, 2007
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  10. buggrit

    buggrit LE
    1. Engineers
    2. Millitary Masons

    Considering St George was turkish...why not have belly dancers, kebabs and a themed turkish prison night, just like Midnight Express :thumright:
     
    buggrit, Jan 21, 2007
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  11. semper

    semper LE

    I like that, in fact I may use it myself, quotes from Shakespeare indeed ! :D not to mention a few pints of Bombadiers, Spitfires, Old Speckled Hen, along with traditional English rhubarb and apple crumble in custard.

    Traditional English food
     
    semper, Jan 21, 2007
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  12. the_guru

    the_guru LE

    Thats the badger.
     
    the_guru, Jan 21, 2007
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  13. crabtastic

    crabtastic LE

    In which case, kebabs, lots of bum sex and then a quick trip over to occupy Cyprus would appear to do the trick.

    Edit. If you could see your way to blowing up your local HSBC branch, that'd be a bonus.
     
    crabtastic, Jan 21, 2007
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  14. Wija

    Wija LE

    Is that so, fookin forsoathe this and hey nonny nonny that...Saxo-Coburg-Hanovarian inbreds!!
     
    Wija, Jan 21, 2007
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  16. the_guru

    the_guru LE

    Ah...sounds like a Sugar Puff smelling sweaty.

    Fcuk off you wee timorous beastie.
     
    the_guru, Jan 21, 2007
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