St George's Day launch for a new superhero: Englishman

His powers? The ability to rustle a newpaper while 'harrumphing'

his Kryptonite? hmm, a queue at the post office maybe.
ohh, morris dancing. Would that be an ability or his achilles heel?
Superpowers would certainly include:
the ability to converse in many languages through the use of 'the voice' I.e shouting.
chameleon like skin for operating overseas - hues range from white to bright red
Super martial powers unleashed on drinking the mystical golden elixir. About 12 pints usually.
unique driving skills: simultaneously honking Horn,flashing lights and sticking up fingers - on the wrong side of the road.

Assisted by his barely literate, and mostly incomprehensible side kick, Scots-man.


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Captain England - Weapon Withering Sarcasm and Pithy Put Downs.
Sidekick Bulldog - Headbutts and broken beer bottles. Has to be broken out of jail like Murdoch from the A Team as he's doing 30 years for Throttling Belgians during a Football match.

Weaknesses Captain England - Repelled by Garlic and other Continental Food.
Weaknesses Bulldog - Scrabble and cannot abide the sound of Opera

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