Ssssssspeech Impediment!

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  1. Three Irishmen go to see a speech therapist. She tells them that if any of them can try and speak without stuttering, she'll give a blow job.
    "So where you from Paddy?" she asks. "D d d dublin!" he replies with a sad face.
    "And where you from Murphy?" she asks. "C c c cork!" he replies, greatly saddened.
    "And where you from O'Rielly?" she asks. "London!" he retorts at which point the therapist gets down on her knees and gobbles him off. Just as he is about to shoot his load, he shouts "d d d erry!"
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