Squatters.

We probably will.

"Squatters - my part in their downfall" by D L Offendi is probably the most forgettable story ever aired on Arrse. Once the thread title has slipped down onto page two, who will remember it?

If Carlsberg did forgettable...
It's in my Rolodex of 'ARRSE cûnts making bigger cûnts of themselves.'.
So it'll be brought up the next time he decides to start fibbing, along with being on the run for selling his porn to minors, brown rice being made in factories and dog abandonment.
If Carlsberg made fûckwits...
 
Not the kind you'd normally expect.

'In January, a defence ministry official said hundreds of disused military buildings had been demolished on Novaya Zemlya because polar bears were settling inside them.'

Polar bears invade Russian islands
 
Not the kind you'd normally expect.

'In January, a defence ministry official said hundreds of disused military buildings had been demolished on Novaya Zemlya because polar bears were settling inside them.'

Polar bears invade Russian islands
In January, a defence ministry official said hundreds of disused military buildings had been demolished on Novaya Zemlya because polar bears were settling inside them.

I bet they'd still leave them in a tidier state than some of the animals that squat in houses over here
 
Yes, polar bears can't hold a spray can and graffiti the place. They don't know where to buy drugs, needles, tinfoil, or roll spliffs or make crackpipes. They don't know where to buy bottles of booze, or takeaways.
 
Yes, polar bears can't hold a spray can and graffiti the place. They don't know where to buy drugs, needles, tinfoil, or roll spliffs or make crackpipes. They don't know where to buy bottles of booze, or takeaways.
Yes, bears are far more civilized.

 
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