Squatters occupy MPs main home

#1
This made I larf!

Squatters occupy MPs' 'main home'

Married Labour MPs Ann and Alan Keen have come under fire for claiming thousands of pounds on a second home near Parliament, while their designated main home is only 10 miles away.

Now a group of men have taken direct action by squatting in the main home they say has been left unoccupied. The BBC's Lisa Hampele paid them a visit.
There are missing floors, pipes poking through half-built walls and sacks of cement dotted about. The couple have not lived here for many months, some say almost a year, but Mrs Keen describes it as her main home.

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#2
Just read that and was f**king rofl-ing all over the show.

Couple of dumb, corrupt bas'tards
 
#3
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........
okay now explain how it was your main residence, preferably under caution just as I would if any of my tax returns were deemed to be spurious
 
#4
Oh! Dear, never mind! :D

Couldn't have happened to a more appropriate couple of 'snouting, troughing, so-called SOCIALISTS'.

I cannot believe how loathed 'Mrs. Expenses' is in her constituency.

How can this country have been saddled with such appalling non-entities making the law?

Democracy eh! Makes you sick! :D
 
#6
who said dole scum were completely useless :twisted:
 

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#7
Hope the squatters totally wreck the place and defecate in every corner.
 
#8
Whoever came up with this beauty gets a pat on the back from me.

Wonder what the Law will do about this one? I trust it will be allowed to run in the normal course of things through the courts.

Wonder what will come first - an eviction notice or the criminal case against the thieving gits?

Should be fun following this one.
 
#10
seaweed said:
Hope the squatters totally wreck the place and defecate in every corner.
Nice thought until you realise that we'll be paying for the cleaning bill if that happens. And probably the legal costs to evict the squatters, and the extra security to prevent them from getting in again...
 
#11
It couldn't have been their main home otherwise they would have been there... Oh wait... Really... Oh, okay.

Oh my how did this happen etc?

You will probably find their is a very intelligent mind behind that little plot.
 
#12
cuckingfunt said:
This made I larf!

Squatters occupy MPs' 'main home'

Married Labour MPs Ann and Alan Keen have come under fire for claiming thousands of pounds on a second home near Parliament, while their designated main home is only 10 miles away.

Now a group of men have taken direct action by squatting in the main home they say has been left unoccupied. The BBC's Lisa Hampele paid them a visit.
There are missing floors, pipes poking through half-built walls and sacks of cement dotted about. The couple have not lived here for many months, some say almost a year, but Mrs Keen describes it as her main home.

LINKY.
Good for them.

However I'm sure that the Keens will find another home/scheme with which to fleece us all again.
 
#13
It seem that the locals think the squatters are better neighbours than the MP pigs
 
#14
Unfortunately all the troughing pi.... sorry MPs... who want to keep their expenses secret will start screaming that its all the newspapers faults and try to use this as a reason to legislate for more secrecy (completely ignoring the obvious about why the house was empty and the legality of their claims)
 
#15
Couldn't have happened to more deserving people. One bit of good news that brigtens up my day. :D
 
#16
Normally I disapprove of squatters and think they should be fed feet first into a mincing machine and fed to pigs.

But in this case laughed my pods off!

Though I do think it very Stalinist that a local council can appropriate a home to house some dole scum because it is left vacant for 7 months.
 
#17
gundog said:
Normally I disapprove of squatters and think they should be fed feet first into a mincing machine and fed to pigs.

But in this case laughed my pods off!

Though I do think it very Stalinist that a local council can appropriate a home to house some dole scum because it is left vacant for 7 months.
Isn't the stalinist mayor Boris Johnson suggesting just that? It was the first thing of his with which I agree.
 
#19
The remnants of last night's barbecue with the neighbours are in the front garden - some cold sausages and decorations on the pot plant.
Could it be that the squatters are vegetarian types, who want to claim that their meat is "ethically grown on trees" ? :eek:

*Munch munch, nibble nibble*
"Oi you're a vegitarian!"
"Yes, that's why I'm eating these sausages off these sausage trees! :p
 
#20
Whet said:
gundog said:
Normally I disapprove of squatters and think they should be fed feet first into a mincing machine and fed to pigs.

But in this case laughed my pods off!

Though I do think it very Stalinist that a local council can appropriate a home to house some dole scum because it is left vacant for 7 months.
Isn't the stalinist mayor Boris Johnson suggesting just that? It was the first thing of his with which I agree.
There are some odd figures flying around but it is possible that as manay as 697,000 homes are empty, of which 297,728 were private sector lettings left empty over 6 months.

It seems strange that we're constantly told that we need to build at least 95,000 homes a year when there's just under 700,000 empty homes. That's 7 years plus worth without breaking new ground.
 
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