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Squash

Which squash or cordial do you like?

  • Lime - anyone for tiffin Major??

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  • Orange - dead retro and full of E numbers.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blackcurrant - council as feck! Hyperactive and no teeth.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Elderflower - ooh look at she!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lemon Barley - closest you'll get to Wimbledon mate.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Grapefruit - check you out posh or what?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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#1
I am just guzzling a pint of orange squash - a drink which until recently I heartily disliked. Possibly due to an unfortunate Jim Beam and Orange juice binge in the 70s in Germany...I positively spewed my Partnerschafftsring up!

The question is which cordial/squash do you prefer. I'll lay it out for all, I am an unreconstructed lime cordial man...I was born for the Raj!

So pray tell, I am filling jugs with ice and council pop as we speak.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
And there was me thinking that you were talking about the game that involves racquets.

In answer to your question - blackcurrant with either lemonade or soda; or lime cordial with ginger beer (Idris/Old Jamaica for preference) and ice.
 
#10
Blossom Cottage Elderflower Cordial for me although I'm more likely to make lemon or lime from scratch. Chop up the limes or lemons and put in a blitzer, add water, sugar and blitz. Strain and serve over ice, absolutely gorgeous!
 
#12
Spanish_Dave said:
Talking about screech and not squash, what did screech comprise of?
At a wild guess:

Acid crystals, sugar crystals, salt crystals, flavouring, flavour enhacers (lots of), cocaine (the only reason I can imagine that we all went back for more and enjoyed snorting it).
 
#13
broken_man said:
Spanish_Dave said:
Talking about screech and not squash, what did screech comprise of?
At a wild guess:

Acid crystals, sugar crystals, salt crystals, flavouring, flavour enhacers (lots of), cocaine (the only reason I can imagine that we all went back for more and enjoyed snorting it).
Totally wrong

Remember the yellow cubes they put in the urinals?
 

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