Squadron Fancy Dress Crimbo Do - suggestions required

[brettarider]

Fundamental flaw in that plan, Bill.

Bless.

Could always take your bra off swing a tit over your shoulder and go as
Biba Fortuna

 

[lumpy2]

Like this:

Like this:

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or this:

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Sadly, the reality would be more like this:

 

[CrabfatBILL]

Fundamental flaw in that plan, Bill.

Bless.

Sorry Duck, didn't read it as I should have.

Excuse Been in Stoke on Trent all day.

CFB.

 

[DeltaDog]

Go as Richard Branson's test pilot.

Or in other words, don't go?

 

[sguyw]

Sadly, the reality would be more like this:


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Where did you get a picture of my ex from ???

 

[thegimp]

Davros.


Wheel chair, white swimming hat blue head torch, croaky voice

 

[seanyboy36]

Dress as a clown, the full works, then put your/nearest unit cap badge where it will best seen. Some of the reactions can be pricelss

 

[HappyNomad]

Dress as a clown, the full works, then put your/nearest unit cap badge where it will best seen. Some of the reactions can be pricelss

That is taking the 'space' theme to the next level indeed...

 

[SpudGunny]

OB-GYN Kenobi...wait for it.

 

[smartascarrots]

Dress up as Katya Adler.

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

NASA Jimmy Saville. Garish silvery shell suit, fishbowl on your head, tons of fake bling and a 12 year old child half dead from asphyxiation on the end of your strapon (no oxygen see).

 

[RubberWheeler]

Get a cheap Santa mankini from B&M

http://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/cheeky-santa-mankini-festive-adult-outfit-282525

 

[Grey_Mafia65]

Are women not called lumpy jumpers in HMF any more?!

 

[AAGF]

Are women not called lumpy jumpers in HMF any more?!

HMF :== Hairy MotherFuc ... ?

 

[lumpy2]

Get a cheap Santa mankini from B&M

http://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/cheeky-santa-mankini-festive-adult-outfit-282525

Great, that'll go down a storm. What about the space theme?