Squaddie Travel Guide - places visited, questions answered
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without a doubt the greatest city i know. i've been going there since the russians left, in fact i remember waving good-bye,
fantastic jazz clubs if your into that, oh and they love Brits, especially squaddies
this is no joke, similar to the Poles, the older generation remember Britain as being the safe haven and the younger ones want to learn english.
ah the dancers,
fantastic jazz clubs if your into that, oh and they love Brits, especially squaddies
this is no joke, similar to the Poles, the older generation remember Britain as being the safe haven and the younger ones want to learn english.
ah the dancers,
I have also been to Prauge, one of the best 7 days of my life!
Went there with a couple other students and due to the exchange rate, the three of us were living like kings the whole time. Were talking about 5 star resturants with violens playing and pinao music. for the equivalent of 30 Euros!
There is a fantastic dance club there that has four levels. Each level had a different theme and it was packed with hot tourist girls. Great Martini bars too!
All this and the great culture, cathedrals etc. We saw all of that stuff, although we were hung over most of the days there.
Also took the time to visit a Nazi concentration camp just outside the city...that was rather depressing but interesting to see.
Went there with a couple other students and due to the exchange rate, the three of us were living like kings the whole time. Were talking about 5 star resturants with violens playing and pinao music. for the equivalent of 30 Euros!
There is a fantastic dance club there that has four levels. Each level had a different theme and it was packed with hot tourist girls. Great Martini bars too!
All this and the great culture, cathedrals etc. We saw all of that stuff, although we were hung over most of the days there.
Also took the time to visit a Nazi concentration camp just outside the city...that was rather depressing but interesting to see.
picture the scene , you're in a strip club , and the most jaw droppingly gorgeous bird you've ever seen in your miserable life has just finished giving it big licks up on the old pole , as she walks back towards you , you have a "waynes world" moment (you know the bit ..... foxy lady!!)
anyway , said beauty plonks herself down next to you , and says
"you like me yes??"
"er......no you're f*cking gopping , what do you reckon i'm dribbling for??"
"perhaps you would like to make with the f*cking with me yes??"
life is good.
anyway , said beauty plonks herself down next to you , and says
"you like me yes??"
"er......no you're f*cking gopping , what do you reckon i'm dribbling for??"
"perhaps you would like to make with the f*cking with me yes??"
life is good.
SKJOLD said:
So strip clubs aside. 
Would it make a decently cheap honeymoon. : evil:
Would it make a decently cheap honeymoon. : evil:
seriously, if you want more advice pm me
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Plastic Yank said:
SKJOLD said:
So strip clubs aside.
Would it make a decently cheap honeymoon. : evil:
Would it make a decently cheap honeymoon. : evil:
seriously, if you want more advice pm me
We'll be heading over 11 Oct for about 5 days. Know any reasonably priced but good hotels? Last minute deals? Easyjet for flights yes? Cheers.speak to veronika at d&s bohemia travel , she sorted out hotels and transfers for 15 blokes and is very very very helpful.
hotel prague express is pretty good , 3 star and right in the city centre.
veronika.rynesova@ds-bohemia.cz
say Neil recommended you , if you pay cash in most hotels you get a 10% discount.
hotel prague express is pretty good , 3 star and right in the city centre.
veronika.rynesova@ds-bohemia.cz
say Neil recommended you , if you pay cash in most hotels you get a 10% discount.
short-fuse seems to have it sussed!
see if you can stay near the "Old Town Square (Staromìstské námìstí)" big main square with huge statue of Jan Hus (their Martin Luther - actually he lived 300 years before ML, but this is not a history lesson).
top spots:
Jewish Quarter - with the cementary - this can freak you out. Musuem there established by the Nazis, which was suppose to demonstrate how nasty the Jews were - needless to say it is a chilling memorial to the Holacost.
Excellent walk - from old town square, head toward Charles Bridge (one with the statues), across, head up the street and towards the castle (big thing on the hill - can't miss it). Its a long walk up, but well worth it. Then whilst up there head to the catherdal. Stunning views over the city and countryside
Best part - every 50 yards will be another pub!
YOU MUST DRINK BECKEROVKA - its the local liquer with woman it acts like an aphrodisiac
anyway, i could go on for hours - best tourist site - www.prague.cz - they do an english version
go on - you'll love it
see if you can stay near the "Old Town Square (Staromìstské námìstí)" big main square with huge statue of Jan Hus (their Martin Luther - actually he lived 300 years before ML, but this is not a history lesson).
top spots:
Jewish Quarter - with the cementary - this can freak you out. Musuem there established by the Nazis, which was suppose to demonstrate how nasty the Jews were - needless to say it is a chilling memorial to the Holacost.
Excellent walk - from old town square, head toward Charles Bridge (one with the statues), across, head up the street and towards the castle (big thing on the hill - can't miss it). Its a long walk up, but well worth it. Then whilst up there head to the catherdal. Stunning views over the city and countryside
Best part - every 50 yards will be another pub!
YOU MUST DRINK BECKEROVKA - its the local liquer
with woman it acts like an aphrodisiacanyway, i could go on for hours - best tourist site - www.prague.cz - they do an english version
go on - you'll love it
the missus wants me to take her to paris for new year , my initial reaction was to kick her c*nt in for even suggesting it , then i said i'd go on two conditions.
1. all the dogsh*t in the city is removed
2. all the french c*nts in the city are removed.( i suggested ringing "ze germans" to help with this)
am i being too lenient or should i go home and nail her to the floor for suggesting a visit to frogland?
should i insist on more conditions?
should i just f*ck her off?
1. all the dogsh*t in the city is removed
2. all the french c*nts in the city are removed.( i suggested ringing "ze germans" to help with this)
am i being too lenient or should i go home and nail her to the floor for suggesting a visit to frogland?
should i insist on more conditions?
should i just f*ck her off?
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