do you remember the trepidation of getting towards the end of your haybox breakfast on the ranges in training , knowing full well that soon you would be required to take your place in the "inter section margerine eating competition" and hoping that "the chunk" was still peckish? or were you the holder of the "500m space walk" record on hythe ranges , with your smock and trousers filled with shingle .... or did you prefer the "gas parts javelin" followed by the " i am a w*nk soldier" crawl to retrieve the same. who could forget the photo finishes , and the controversy over the winner of the "apple bobbing for a sausage in a haybox of beans" . who else partook in these feats of strength , endurance and extreme sillines what was your chosen event ? were you awarded anything as prestigious as the dead pidgeon i had to carry in my bergan for a week ? i didn't know wether to post this in sports and adventure training , but i didn't want any of the replies to be deleted. shortfuse would like to state , that no mongs were harmed in the writing of this thread.