Squaddie party?

#1
You hear stories like this all the time but still got to admit, serves the stupid tart right. Though the details of some of the damage (Peeing on a wedding dress, swinging from the lights...) raises a good question - Where were you lot on easter monday?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6549267.stm


The kid is still missing, any of you lot got her hidden in your dorms? If theres grass on the pitch :wink:
 
#3
i was at this party, was a mates of a mates of a mates i think. got fcuking wasted, desperately needed a pish, ran upstairs to find a mile long queue for the bog, in my drunken stupor i opened a wardrobe and took a leak in there.........
 
#4
El_Burno said:
i was at this party, was a mates of a mates of a mates i think. got fcuking wasted, desperately needed a pish, ran upstairs to find a mile long queue for the bog, in my drunken stupor i opened a wardrobe and took a leak in there.........
Makes a change from someones sock drawer I suppose
 
#5
Some party-goers also swung from ceiling light fittings, stubbed out cigarettes on the carpet, vomited in buckets throughout the house and barricaded the back door to prevent neighbours from intervening.
Just like another night in the regimental bar.

Though we didn't have carpet.
 
#6
El_Burno said:
i was at this party, was a mates of a mates of a mates i think. got fcuking wasted, desperately needed a pish, ran upstairs to find a mile long queue for the bog, in my drunken stupor i opened a wardrobe and took a leak in there.........
Hope you brushed your arrse with the all the toothbrushes in the house. :twisted:
 
#7
In the media 'Squaddie bashing' is a popular theme, how about a headline for this of '200 civvies trash house'?
Serves the silly fekker right, what did she think would happen? Being a 6th former and in the top 5% or so of the country!..... What could possibly go wrong?
 
#8
teenage girl used the social networking site MySpace to advertise the party
Yeah, cos nobody would read a big banner on MySpace saying "party at...."

Surprised more didn't turn up.

The youngster had expected 30 or 40 guests but 200 turned up./quote]

Anyone else see the film "10 things i hate about you" (chick flick) where the house gets wrecked.

The sixth former's 48-year-old mother, who does not want to be identified, said: "I told her that I did not want any kids or drink in the house while I was away and I'm furious.
If it was my kid, they'd only come back to the house to clean it, and pay for damage, then they'd expect a cooling off period of a few months to prevent me being done for assault or something.
 
#9
Its a harsh lesson but one she clearly needed to learn.
Kids these days eh, thick as mince the lot of em.
And as for her irresponsible parents, they got what they deserved too.
 
#10
stubbed out cigarettes on the carpet, vomited in buckets throughout the house and barricaded the back door to prevent neighbours from intervening.
The old crone should be glad that the guests had the decency to stub the ciggies out. She should also praise the initiative used in vomiting in the buckets, not on the floor. The guests obviously knew that the venue was at maximum capacity, and wouldnt let anyone else in. Quite responsible actually.

Loved the way she describes it as "house rape" though :rofl:
 
#11
Its a harsh lesson but one she clearly needed to learn.
Kids these days eh, thick as mince the lot of em.
And as for her irresponsible parents, they got what they deserved too.
 
#12
How could a 17 year old pay off £20k worth of debt? Her hold man will be pimping her off on the local internet escort agency since she likes the web so much.

What a dumb doris! How come her mates did not step in?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
The photo's will be sold to the Red Tops for £20k to pay for the damage.
 
#15
LordVonHarley said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
The photo's will be sold to the Red Tops for £20k to pay for the damage.
Or £25k with headscarf.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#16
Or even more if someone had to wear a counterfeit designer shirt?
 
#17
Or chain smoking Benson & Hedges.
 
#18
mistersoft said:
LordVonHarley said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
The photo's will be sold to the Red Tops for £20k to pay for the damage.
Or £25k with headscarf.
But did she get stripped and have a weapon pointed at her head?


I wonder how many DNA samples could be taken from her parents double bed?
 
#19
LordVonHarley said:
mistersoft said:
LordVonHarley said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
The photo's will be sold to the Red Tops for £20k to pay for the damage.
Or £25k with headscarf.
But did she get stripped and have a weapon pointed at her head?

I wonder how many DNA samples could be taken from her parents double bed?
I think you'll have to ask her yourself though my guess would be yes.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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Reviews Editor
#20
mistersoft said:
LordVonHarley said:
mistersoft said:
LordVonHarley said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
The photo's will be sold to the Red Tops for £20k to pay for the damage.
Or £25k with headscarf.
But did she get stripped and have a weapon pointed at her head?

I wonder how many DNA samples could be taken from her parents double bed?
I think you'll have to ask her yourself though my guess would be yes.
If we could see the photos, might be worth picturing my weapon pointed at her head. Of course, it is just an airsoft one. (Age, you know.) And not been fired for a while.
 

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