Squaddie party?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by here_be_mike, Apr 12, 2007.

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  1. You hear stories like this all the time but still got to admit, serves the stupid tart right. Though the details of some of the damage (Peeing on a wedding dress, swinging from the lights...) raises a good question - Where were you lot on easter monday?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6549267.stm


    The kid is still missing, any of you lot got her hidden in your dorms? If theres grass on the pitch :wink:
     
  2. I don't blame her.
     
  3. i was at this party, was a mates of a mates of a mates i think. got fcuking wasted, desperately needed a pish, ran upstairs to find a mile long queue for the bog, in my drunken stupor i opened a wardrobe and took a leak in there.........
     
  4. Makes a change from someones sock drawer I suppose
     
  5. Just like another night in the regimental bar.

    Though we didn't have carpet.
     
  6. Hope you brushed your arrse with the all the toothbrushes in the house. :twisted:
     
  7. In the media 'Squaddie bashing' is a popular theme, how about a headline for this of '200 civvies trash house'?
    Serves the silly fekker right, what did she think would happen? Being a 6th former and in the top 5% or so of the country!..... What could possibly go wrong?
     
  8. Yeah, cos nobody would read a big banner on MySpace saying "party at...."

    Surprised more didn't turn up.

     
  9. Its a harsh lesson but one she clearly needed to learn.
    Kids these days eh, thick as mince the lot of em.
    And as for her irresponsible parents, they got what they deserved too.
     
  10. The old crone should be glad that the guests had the decency to stub the ciggies out. She should also praise the initiative used in vomiting in the buckets, not on the floor. The guests obviously knew that the venue was at maximum capacity, and wouldnt let anyone else in. Quite responsible actually.

    Loved the way she describes it as "house rape" though :rofl:
     
  11. Its a harsh lesson but one she clearly needed to learn.
    Kids these days eh, thick as mince the lot of em.
    And as for her irresponsible parents, they got what they deserved too.
     
  12. How could a 17 year old pay off £20k worth of debt? Her hold man will be pimping her off on the local internet escort agency since she likes the web so much.

    What a dumb doris! How come her mates did not step in?
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    This is nothing more than a general occurrence in Houghton-Le-Spring. A quiet night, for a weeknight. Nothing to make a fuss about. Move along now, nothing to see heer!

    Why no photos of the 6th former? Or her 48 yr old mum. I feel a whole fantasy coming on.
     
  14. The photo's will be sold to the Red Tops for £20k to pay for the damage.
     
  15. Or £25k with headscarf.