Squaddie nicknames

#1
Apologies if this has been done before...

Whilst attached to an RA Regt there was a young Gnr named Ubin (polish name I thought). Everyone from the CO/BC down knew him as Ubin (it was the only name he ever answered to).

He was in the Wksp prepping a vehicle for a PRE one day when I was looking at some paperwork he brought in. "Who's Gnr *****" I asked, "That's me sarge" said Ubin. "I thought your name was Gnr Ubin"......"No, that's just a nickname I get called" "Why is that then?" says me. He went a bit coy and shrugged his shoulders.

Later I asked someone else in his Bty why he was called Ubin. "Oh, that's because he's the Ugliest B*stard In Nato...UBIN. :oops:


Any other corkers??
Poor little tw*t. Mind you, he was ugly as sin. :wink:
 
#2
Heard a great one:

MINTY- because he never turned up until after eight.
 
#3
FONC - friend of no cnut

Thrombosis - slow moving clot

Self basting - cause the guy sweated a lot

Chewwy/Wookie - Used on a girl in a regt i was in who was very hairy
 
#4
RMP SSgt went by the name of JAFFA. He thought it was because he'd had the snip (seedless).

Everyone else called him it 'cos he was Just Another F*cking Fat Arrsehole.
 

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#6
An armourer I knew went by the name of 'Quiff' for obvious hairstyle reasons. I happened to mention him to a well brought up American lady officer who went bright red and started giggling.

Turned out that in her part of the US a quiff is a fanny fart.
 

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