Squaddie habbits die hardâ¦ Im off to a wedding this weekend the groom was the bestman at my wedding and both him and his wife to be are still serving. I was sat talking to the other half about what to buy them as a present etcâ¦ he was his usual constructive self and came out with âIâm not fussed, just make sure its something we need, Iâll give it 6 months tops before theyâre both at it with the rest of their Pltââ¦.. So 12 inch vibrating mamba it was thenâ¦. not sure if House of Fraser have them on their wedding lists? We had a chuckle though remembering some of the presents we were given at our weddingâ¦. toasterâ¦.... kettleâ¦â¦. Simpsons Radio Alarm Clockâ¦ all with two pin plugs on straight from the Naafi in Germania. Anyway the other half has been out for a couple of years now but he has still managed to organize this weekend with military precisionâ¦.... The rug rat is being packed off to my mothers for the weekendâ¦ he already has her Thomas the Tank Engine bergen packed with spare t-shirt and socks in a waterproofed bag, a bacci tin full of Fuzzy Felt should she decided to call an âo groupâ with Gran and make a scaled model of the playpark they intended to ambush and some biscuits brown because Grans cooking is shite. I have been given a plan of action for Saturday, we donât have breakfast time in our house its reveille which is 0630hrs, first parade 0830 hrs. Should we be separated during the ceremonial festivities the ERV is âDemetris Kebab Imporiumâ 0.8 clicks from the hotel! Barking at me to adopt the 3/4 prone position the other night he had the wrong un set firmly in his night sight, when I denied with a simple 'can't' I got âcant means wont and wont means jailâ He cant be the only one unable to loose those squddie habbits?