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Squaddie Girls

#1
Single youngish bloke looking to find a single youngish squaddie lass for long term romance(!) needs your advice on the following areas:


Officer vs NCO

Out in the field vs Sat at a desk trade

Types of physical attritibutes that may not be obvious to avoid

What do expect to be hidden under CS95 when she gets home for the day

The best way to make them happy

I know there's going to be a lot of crap given but there's always truth in a rumour!!
 
#5
OK OK I retract my last comment and apologise unreservedley

(Damn sense of justice!)

why don't you just buy your bird a set of C95 from local army surplus store?
 
#6
spanglassruby said:
Single youngish bloke looking to find a single youngish squaddie lass for long term romance(!) needs your advice on the following areas:


Officer vs NCO

Out in the field vs Sat at a desk trade

Types of physical attritibutes that may not be obvious to avoid

What do expect to be hidden under CS95 when she gets home for the day

The best way to make them happy

I know there's going to be a lot of crap given but there's always truth in a rumour!!
Question 1 - Neither - straight out of Phase two - fat, spotty, naive

Question 2 - who cares they're both going to have big fat shiny arrses eventually

Question 3 - Many - mainly STDs and acne

Question 4 - Mars Bars, snickers, Gym Queens / DS / other squaddie girls flicking beans

Question 5 - Who cares if they are happy. If you are still convinced you want a squaddie girl - so long as you lose some man fat everyone's a winner

Apart from that, the only other piece I can give is "Get down Cheeks and bang a civvie mattress......" :roll:
 
#7
make sure her shoes don't look too "comfortable" or you'll be on a loser for a start.

in fact , yeah just get a civvy bird and buy her some CS 95 , you never know , she might even be able to get her arrse to fit in it :wink:
 
#10
Spanglassruby,

You're wasting you time here mate, all the birds here look like a group of extra's from 'One flew over teh cuckoos nest'

Saying that most are easy and up for it so long as you can handle the smell... hygeine problems you see

You will find someone for any fetish you may have, for exmple

1. Dale - specializes in Anal, watersports & mild S&M
2. BBC- Fisting, scat, animal sex
3. Lippy- anything to do with disablities and dwarfs
4. RRB- Group, voyeur, lesbo shows
5. Naafi_bird - Bukkake, Domination and weird insertions
6.Moodybitch- all of the above and group pi55ings and scat

You see arse has it all. so long as you don't mind them looking like Simon Weston in a frock :D
 
#14
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Spanglassruby,

You're wasting you time here mate, all the birds here look like a group of extra's from 'One flew over teh cuckoos nest'

Saying that most are easy and up for it so long as you can handle the smell... hygeine problems you see

You will find someone for any fetish you may have, for exmple

1. Dale - specializes in Anal, watersports & mild S&M
2. BBC- Fisting, scat, animal sex
3. Lippy- anything to do with disablities and dwarfs
4. RRB- Group, voyeur, lesbo shows
5. Naafi_bird - Bukkake, Domination and weird insertions
6.Moodybitch- all of the above and group pi55ings and scat

You see arse has it all. so long as you don't mind them looking like Simon Weston in a frock :D


I do loads more than that! 8O :wink:
 

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