SQUADDIE BIG BROTHER

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LE
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#1
Just a thought: Shouldn't Channel 4 do a Squaddie 'Big Brother'-

Set in a double corimec in Iraq or Bosnia, with say 10 or 15 squaddies.
10 blokes and 5 girls.

Add alcohol every 5 days.

Have a couple of Paras, a couple of Marines, few Loggies, a clerk, etc.

No one can be voted out.

Keep them there for 6 months- Compulsive viewing.

Any ideas for the capbages in the house?
Challenges?
 
#2
How about adding a Plank and a Sapper...... they'll argue about almost anything but the ongoing 'White Lanyard' disussion should be quite entertaining.

RA & RE have never really got on all that well.
 
#3
how about a couple of AGC Clerks

and a task could be to make there ass smaller!! aint got a clue how to thou :roll:
 
#6
oh i forgot ya gotta have someone from the SAS in it ..... that should be funny :p
 
#10
If there were paras and marines in there then there would be plenty of 'semen' in about 3 seconds flat, 'cos that's how long it would take them to play 'soggy biscuit'.
 
#11
We would need a loggie to talk about supply chain management and their very clever IT systems (ACCOMMODATE anyone?)- otherwise when the rest kicked off no-one would ever get any sleep.
 
#12
Then there's the PTI who hogs all the cameras and flexes his muscles, and BTW there is an SAS bloke in there..you just can't see him...ssshhhhh
 
#13
How about a few Infantrymen to get leathered, Barf all over the place and generally look confused.....
 
#15
Oh! And we'll need some TA to plug the gaps as there won't be enough Regs to go round.
 
#16
and a war correspondant to Lie, over exggarate or claim there in heavy combat while bored squaddies sit around drinking tea :p
 

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LE
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#17
Got to have a couple of RMP so that they can bitch about each other.
 

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