Squaddie becomes Muslim woman

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Sep 4, 2013.

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  1. That's Dinosaur_poo.
  2. Lies, it's Legs!
  3. It's not convincing.
  4. Looks like a Gareth to me.
  5. 'Gun toting'
    'Went drinking and fired rifles on TA training'
    'Now instead of warpaint and camouflage gear, she wears a black veil'

    Intelligent journalism at its best

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  6. I would.

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  7. EM: My child, your life is a spiritual void. Have you considered converting to a more fulfilling faith - one that is greatly misunderstood - and one that is known for its tolerence and peaceful approach to all life's foibles?

    LV: That's a good idea Your Excellency. Things have been a bit shite lately and I could do with a bit of a spiritual uplift. I mean, what possibly could go wrong?

    EM: And you might want to consider cutting your cock off too, cause that'll go down a storm in the mosque! Bwuh etc.
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  8. Looks like they'll have to install a third door at the mosque.

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  9. Looks like someone playing OPFOR on Herrick FTX.
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  10. He'll probably need wheelchair access too.
  11. Has she kept an MFO box? Sorry, I just got flashbacks to 'Life of Brian'.

    Good luck to her in her endeavours.
  12. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Depends, Khomeni passed a law way back when in Iran that actively encouraged sex changes for gay men, so that they would not be "gay" anymore.
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  13. Thursdays are going to be a bit confusing.
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  14. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    At least if its turning muslim after turning his sausage inside out we can hope that his lego head is hidden and we won't have to look at a chap who looks like he's eated his way through his mums lipstick draw.

    Why do they refer to the TA as Squaddies........ Has it not got a full time job? I play with my testes longer each week than a member of the TA gives to Her Majesty on a tuesday night, maybe I should change my business cards to 'wanker'
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